I would kiss
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"I do desire we may be better strangers."
xxxxxx-Orlando
Greetings! I am Orlando de Boys, youngest son of the recently deceased Sir Rowland de Boys, an honorable man. Disagree with me and I might have to romamce your niece and overthrow you from your place of ruling. Only kidding, of course. I am looking for a smart girl who will love me as much as I will love her.
⊲NAME⊳
Orlando de Boys
⊲AGE⊳
Fairly young.
⊲GENDER⊳
Male
⊲LOCATION⊳
Forest of Arden
LOOKING FOR A WOMAN AT LEAST
20 MILES INTO THE FOREST
OF ARDEN, NO LESS, LEST SHE MIGHT BE DEAD.
⊲MARITAL STATUS⊳
Never married.
⊲HAVE KIDS⊳
No.
⊲WANT KIDS⊳
Someday.
⊲HOW OFTEN DO YOU DRINK?⊳
Often.⊲BODY TYPE⊳
Athletic, built. I have been complimented on my strength.
⊲HEIGHT⊳
6’0”.
⊲RELIGION⊳
Protestant.
⊲DO YOU SMOKE?⊳
No.
⊲EDUCATION⊳
Educated by my father before his death. I cannot afford further education as my eldest brother, Oliver, is witholding funds from me.
MORE INFO ABOUT ME
⊲ETHNICITY⊳
White.
⊲LANGUAGES⊳
French, English, and some Spanish have been acquired.
⊲SALARY⊳
N/A. I have inheritance, but I have not been allowed access yet.
⊲OCCUPATION⊳
Currently trying not be be killed.⊲WHERE WERE YOU TAUGHT⊳
In my father’s court before he passed.
⊲POLITICAL VIEWS⊳
Education should be readily available for all. Also, women shouldn’t have to relinquish property and rights when they marry; marriage should be the equal bond between two lovers.
⊲ASTROLOGICAL SIGN⊳
I have no clue what this means. Can I say the lion? Is that one of them?
⊲HOW OFTEN DO YOU EXERCISE⊳
When you're running for your life, you exercise quite often.
INTERESTS SECTION
Wrestling
Poetry
Love
Education
Government
BUCKET LIST
Not die
Convince Oliver to give me my inheritance
write more poetry to Rosalind (attach it to trees)
talk more to that Ganymede fellow
Wrestle a very large man to impress a very beautiful woman
WHERE DO I LIKE TO HANGOUT?
I never really built any favor for any particular place in my hometown, given I was always too busy studying before my father’s death. However, now, I spend most of my time in the Forest of Arden hunting and doing other foresty activities. Although, now thinking about it, there is a good tavern on the outskirts of the forest.
FAVORITES
I gotta say my favorite thing is to go to school. The allure of knowledge compels me to succeed, if that doesn’t sound sappy enough. My favorite sport is wrestling, and my favorite art form is poetry. My favorite food is the steak fried upside down at that tavern I mentioned earlier. Best slab of beef you’ll ever eat.
PASTIMES AND HOBBIES
Considering I spend most of my time studying, my only true pastimes are reading (for fun) and writing poetry, poetry being my favorite. I am aware that I’m really the best, but I hope to master the art with constant practice. I also enjoy wrestling and other sports of strength just to compete in to pass the time on long stretches of free time.