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This'll Take All Day

  • So let's be quick about it!

    ✠ Name: Desoto Morrigan Vega.

    ✠ Nickname: Des, Soto, Desi, Deso, Dundee, Birdman, Songbird.

    ✠ Age: 20-ish.... why you wanna know >c 💣511 or so years after the aging process reached stasis

    ✠ D.O.B: September 13th.

    ✠ Sex: Did somebody say something??

    ✠ Gender: SOMEBODY KEEPS TALKING WHO IS IT?


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    That's it. This is taking too long, just as I knew it would. I'M TAKIN' OVER!


    ✠ Height: Five feet and uh... y'know what? Come on up and measure me yourself... if you dare! 8D

    ✠ Weight: I just don't see why this is pertinent info... like, am I being entered into a tournament or something? Is this the POKEMANZ? ...... Fine. Somewhere in the 100's range.

    ✠ Handedness: My butthole. :T

    ✠ Quirks: Ho ho ho! See, now this is what I'm talking about. The fun stuff! Let's see. I stammer and stutter sometimes. Brain's too fast for my tongue. I'm really elegant one minute and super klutzy the next. It comes in waves, like my own self esteem. OHHH snap! *rimshot* anyway. Really bright but sometimes I forget that. S'about it.

    ✠ Voice: Dom Deluise Because heeelll yasss.

    ✠ Alignment: Is this a tabletop now? Bitch I'ma be a red mage! And... I guess... lawful.... neeeeuutral?? I dunno-- can I change my answers later?

    ✠ Favorite Color: Bronze-gold m'dude. <3

    ✠ Favorite Food: Don't get me started. Fish, birds, veggies, BAKED GOODS. Can I start a cult for that? Screw it I'm starting a baking cult. Not to be confused with bacon cult. Pretty sure that's just the internet.

    ✠ Crush: Mumble... mutter... hff >:T

    ✠ Infatuation: This bag of Wise garlic and onion potato chips™.

    ✠ Celebrity Crush: David Hayter. Uuuunnfffff yes.

    ✠ Marital Status: Me, myself, and I. Dunno if there's any other way to be.

    ✠ Sexual Orientation: Man, I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole. You know how complicated that shit is?? I got better things to do than try to figure out who's genitals I like more.

    ✠ Dom/Sub: ...... I beg your pardon?

    ✠ Kinks: I'M FEELING VERY UNCOMFORTA--

    ✠ Vices: .... I think this one's safe... so. Pastries, especially the sweet kind. I have a special place in my heart for quiche and pot pies too. Binging games/shows/books. If it catches my interest, I won't put it down until I feel fulfilled.

    ✠ Traits: If it isn't obvious by now. I'm sassy af. Self conscious, too. And maybe just a little bit in need of a hug. Maybe.

    ✠ Personality: You get the idea, I think.

    ✠ Ethnicity: Well that was a leap. Scandinavian and Filipino.

    ✠ Complexion: One time my mom found me on the couch and thought I was dead. Oh, and I have freckles.

    ✠ Hair: Emo black. That's a color, right? Pretty sure. Harry Potter levels of messy. I don't even bother trying with it anymore.

    ✠ Eyes: Kinda slanted, greeny blue.

    ✠ Build: I do leg day and then ride home on my heelies. f777b02d8f49b2db7eb6261c28630a43.gif

    ✠ Blood Type: O positive. Peeps be comin' at me with them needles BI

    ✠ Disorders: Fear of... of water? Aquaphobia, I think. Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Some kinda autism, don't know what. Hah, betcha thought I was going to make a joke... WELL MENTAL ILLNESS ISN'T FUNNY >L

    ✠ Residence: Daiyu's shop, where I persistently videotape Bel, who might as well be a cat.

    ✠ Occupation: Undecided. Intelligence/Bounty hunter

    ✠ Lifelong Dream: To one day be able to comb my hair and stop looking like I'm on the verge of going super saiyan.
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    Well, that's it for now. Hope you had fun, I know I did! ;3
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    How to solve a height problem?














    Easy, cut everybody else off at the knees!

  • I guess this is my to-do list?

    Things I need to do Things I want to do? I guess?? Trashbin
    Things I need to do
    • Get Rosanna Pansino's newest cook book.
    • Make my way downtown, walking fast, trying and failing to make friends, and I'm homebound.
    • Joining a comedy circus.
    • Getting eaten by a giant weird alien thing so I can steal it's powers. (Nein, wir sind der Jäger!)
    • Learning a new fighting style.
    • Seek out some anger management counseling.
    • Eat an entire pizza by myself with no shame.
    Things I want to do?
    • Actually feel okay in a group of people I don't know.
    • Get comfortable with showing people the, 'real me'.
    • Get my gender dysphoria under control.
    • Get my LIFE under control, while I'm at it.
    • Remember to be nice to people, even if they're not nice to me. Kill 'em with kindness!
    • Visiting a haunted house with a friend.
    I guess??
    • Get a pet.
    • Learn how to be better at being a fucking bird.
    • Letting folks in.
    • Coming clean to my aunt and uncle... ugh.
    • Try to write down my thoughts.
    • Make promises to myself I actually intend to keep.
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    • Milkshakes from strangers.
    • Letting anyone tell me I can't or shouldn't be me.
    • Being okay with myself. Hahahaha.
    • Knitting baby clothing and not bawling like a wuss.
    • Letting someone love me. WOW this got real all of a sudden.
    • Giving up hope.
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