Ulfred

This is Haven, he's an absolute nutter, but I guess witches come with a few loose screws. He's got a colorful background, not the pretty kind either. You can't outrun history but he's sure trying, purging memories of working at a pill mill and hoping the spirits of dead junkies don't follow him cross country. Irony has it though, Haven's very much earned his moniker as a magnet for all things strange and out of wack.

R U L E S

- Don't let a silent cat into your house at night, only one that meows.
- Don't go near sweetwater lakes that don't freeze in winter.
- Glowing eyes in the far off cornfields are normal, unless they're eye level with you.
- Liminal spaces totally don't exist but if you're in the woods and all sounds suddenly cease, get out of there.
- Just a tip. Coyotes don't howl like that. That's not an animal. Call you neighbours to bring their pets in, tell them the coyotes are out tonight. Some of them know, most of them don't.
- Don't go farther than nature is willing to go. It festers and blooms everywhere, in the most extreme of conditions, except for spaces it's scared of. Once it stops, you stop too. It knows better than you which places living things aren't allowed in. Listen to it.
- Don't fuck with perfect circles. Nature doesn't make geometric shapes. Something else does.
- Dogs shouldn't be bipedal with white eyes. Just sayin'.
- If you're out and everything goes still and silent, run. Pray for a storm or hurricane winds. Those are more forgiving.
- You don't have to believe in it, just don't mess with it in case you're wrong.