Kars

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  ◊ Name: Kars
  ◊ Species: Pillar Man
  ◊ Rank: Ultimate Being... when he chooses to be
  ◊ Birthday: Whenever he wants. Circa 100,000 B.C.
  ◊ Family: Kars and Esidisi raised two little shits named Wham and Santana. Kars often forgets Santana exists and probably won't remember his name if you bring it up. Kirsten was his St. Bernard - now passed - and Ashley is his dragon. He killed his actual family lmao
  ◊ Sexuality: Unnecessary
  ◊ Age: ~102,000 years old
  ◊ Body Type: Big buff manstick
  ◊ Height: 7' to 8' (we just don't know)
  ◊ Weight: Ultimate
  ◊ Hair: A dark purple majestic mane. Think the Little Mermaid (or Permaid, because Kars may very well have a perm)
  ◊ Eyes: Red (stone)
  ◊ Occupation: Ultimate Being, Neopets stockbroker, household tyrant
  ◊ Relationship Status: ?
  ◊ Likes: The Red Stone of Aja, red, stones, Stray Hat, himself, eating vampires and people, animals, stones, his brother Pillar Men, red, puppies, squirrels and kittens, leg guitar
  ◊ Dislikes: Joseph Joestar, Stroheim McDiarrhea Pants, Jojos, drunk drivers, animal abusers, Neopet hackers
  ◊ Mannerisms: HAHAHHAHAHAHA...... Jojo. Has several small kittens living in his hair who peek out randomly.
  

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• Connections

  Friends

  Kira (played anonymously)

  A very small blonde man who let Kars live in his house (but in reality Kars just forced his way in). Recently they've been on better terms, mostly because of the chaotic shit they've endured together, and sometimes - on a full moon perhaps - he has a soft spot for the little ape. Even so, Kars often loses his temper with Kira for not giving him the Ultimate Respect he deserves. He won't rest until Kira accepts that he IS the Ultimate Being and should be worshiped as such by squishy mortals such as him.

  Acquaintances

  	Shinobu (played anonymously)
  He isn't sure if Yoshikage Kira's Wife is an enemy or an ally, but he is wary of her bullshit broom tactics. As of lately, Kars is on somewhat decent terms with her.

  	Diego (played anonymously)
  Another small man Kars lives with. He won't forget the drink Diego bought him that almost ruptured his stomach (and liver), but he's mostly forgotten who this guy even is.

  	Giorno (played anonymously)
  Another member of the small blonde man tribe. If Kars had a human diet, he would consider this young man's hair as donuts and devour them.

  	DIO (played anonymously)
  Yet another small blonde man, although this one is larger than the rest. He's off and on with Dio and likes the fact they're both out of touch with the modern world, but at the same time, Kars wants to eat this fine vampire. Hopefully some day he can.