Yardley

Heyo! Thanks for giving my dude here a look over. As you'll see he is a major WIP and some patience would be appreciated. While I struggle with my hatred of setting up RPRs there's bound to be some shit I miss so please feel free to ask me any questions. Unlike this characters, and most of my characters, I'm a super nice person who is more than happy to chit-chat and shoot the shit!

Since you got some dumb-fucks that think out-right murder, undodgeable Viagra spells, and talk of veganism is a-okay, I've gotta supply you with some rules. Sorry 'bout that.

DISCLAIMER

Shit's about to get really real, okay? I have some basic things I'd like for Yardley here, but some of it is also potentially triggering in more than just a couple of ways. This is your only warning, and if you're sensitive and continue to scroll and get offended then you're both dumb and a weak lil' pussy boy.


Friends and Enemies

This is so super simple, y'all. Everyone needs buddies and what is life if someone doesn't hate your guts? Yardley's hard to love but exceptionally easy to hate, so really it's whatever flows naturally between out characters.

Past Peeps, Potential Connections

Yardley's been all over hell and half of Georgia, so it'd be understandable if he recognized someone or, better yet, if someone rolled up on him and started ripping him a new one. There's people he's helped, ass-tons more that he's fucked over or stolen from. Maybe he robbed you after a poker game? Maybe through some sort of bullshitty nonsense he sank your fuckin' ship? Did he knock up your sister? Your mommy? He's always sticking his dick where it doesn't belong so it wouldn't be unusual for him to have a baker's dozen of bastard.

His past and his skills makes it entirely feasible that he worked on your boat, or helped repair something in your airship. Shit, maybe you paid him for a job and he installed some sort of pipe where a crank went and, boom, there goes five thousand gold! Please reach out to me I'd love to start stringing stuff together.

A Helping Hand

Help with what, though? I don't really know. Make his life easier? Attempt to clean him up? Someone to approach him with kindness that he will be immediately suspicious of.

Nemesis

Here's where things get pretty rough. I want a nemesis for him, a dude that keeps whirlwinding into his life, fucking him up, fucking everything up for him. This character can be of any species, but must be male. I highly expect this relationship to be violent. Physically, emotionally, sexually. These two characters are to hate each other without limit, yet be irresistibly drawn in. Yardley will be this character's obsessions, possession, a creature he both resents but cannot allow himself to let go of. In my head this is a relationship based on years and years of struggling and conflict, a battle of wills consuming the mass majority of their lives. No love will be had here, nothing but the barest thread, the tiniest sliver of confusing tenderness occasionally found under smashed and crushed layers of darkness and abuse. This is to be dramatic, tense, horrible for Yardley but maybe amusing and triumphant for your character. The dog is to be a favored play thing, often abused, but not once thrown to the side or traded for a new model. Fully expect violence, fighting, blurry consent lines and raw, bleeding hatred.