The Show Master

Welcome

• About Me!

  Hello there! Now, you must be thinking, why isn't there and information about you on this page? The answer is quite simple my friend. I don't have any definite characteristics. Indeed, you read that correctly. No need to read it back a second time. I have not characteristics, such as, height, weight, hair, age, body-type, etc. I don't have any physical appearance. Well, of course, the argument could be made that I indeed DO, have an appearance. That, "appearance", would be the appearance of everything the Earth holds. Yes. So I suppose the question of, "What do you look like?" Could be answered like this:
  
  I look like nothing, and everything.
  
  Now, you may be thinking, how is this possible? How could one take on the looks of everything, but nothing? Well, I'll let you in on a little secret. I'm Earth's omnipotent being. I understand that may be difficult to take in, but it's the truth. Whether you choose to believe me or not, is a completely trivial manner. But please, take notice of my use of, "Earth's", omnipotent being. Aha! I knew you were a smart one. You're very correct. I am the, all-powerful, being of Earth. Now, the humans of Earth refer to me with many names.
  
  Yaweh, Allah, Brahman, Lucifer, The Devil, and God.
  
  Though all of these are quite nice names, I have yet to settle on one. So for now, I go by, "The Show Master".