Vasili Kasaivanov

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  name. vasili kasaivanov
  nickname(s). vas, vassy, vaseline
  gender. masculine presenting & identifying
  race. human/caucasian
  nationality. russian
  class. middle
  alignment. true neutral
  age. 18-50
  body type. a bit scrawny. practical muscle. good hands and ugly feet
  height. 5'9"
  weight.[/color] 150 lbs
  accent. heavy and russian. smoothe nough that it's pretty easily understood by most
  complexion. kind of ruddy with a strong yellow undertone and pale complexion that almost concels it out
  hair. black
  eyes. dark brown
  star sign. aries
  occupation. conman/white collar crime specialist
  handedness. right
  mannerisms. kind of fidgety when he's thinking, it's hard to tell the difference from when he's bothered or just thinking.

• personage

  personality. paychecks are opportunities to buy what you want, not opportunities to provide for yourself. if you get the result you wanted, the means of getting it don't matter all that much as long as they didn't fall right in the black area of morality. lies are social niceties and should be used every day. women are confusing, men are not. don't rock the boat unless stupid is actually happening and will inconvenience you. really moody. doesn't get mad in any way other than kind of twitching, rubbing the back of his head, and saying "well, why don't you do this instead?" once the problem is resolved, though, he's generally fine - though it's not very evident. will be friends with people he doesn't particularly like because it's not harming him and it's not harming them - it takes a while to wear down his patience in that regard, but he'll manage the hell out of them while they're in his company. really smart, pretty lazy. the biggest fucking grump you will ever meet externally.
  
  likes. clean environments. gift giving. nice speakers. cars. overstuffed chairs. socks and sandals. big dogs. sailing, skiing. lavish styles of life. decency, etiquette. movies. having assigned stuff for things; he makes his bacon on a griddle, he watches his news on cnn, he listens to his music on spotify, he buys his technology from apple - it's all very particular. comfortable clothing. being with people. saturday night live and big bang theory combined senses of humor. good conversation; if there's equal give and take, it doesn't really matter what it's about. burgers. fighting.
  
  dislikes. being disliked. being expected to fix other people's problems. small spaces. moral obligations. expectations, usually. rigid structures. the color red. places that are boringly decorated, but he doesn't really know that; it just affects his mood. messy places, alternatively. suits, but he'll wear them if that's what social norms dictate. anything gauche or abnormal. having too much of anything. repetition. the cold. distractions.
  

• history

  he a bitch