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    • Dhenuka (played anonymously) || July 9 2016, 11:13am

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    • Unregistered User: Xanthic || August 17 2012, 6:58pm

      "An order:

      Apple Tarts
      A bakers dozen.
      Coarse ground sugar on top.
      Apples used left open to the expert! Something sweet and tasty, a special treat for someone.



      Awesome to have gotten a good role-playing session in with you too, had a lot of fun. Here's looking forward to getting some more sessions in! She seems to be crazy interesting and I'm looking forward to throwing more business your way in the future!"

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      • Audrey Helms (played by TheBoots) || August 17 2012, 7:19pm

        "A house slave is soon sent to the customer, Xanthic, with a scroll, a personalized thank you for the business, and a copy of the order request.

        "To One Sir Xanthic,

        Your order has been received by Helms Orchard and is being looked into. Below you will find a copy of your order. Please allow up to three days for the requested Apple Tarts (Ten and Three) to be baked. Your tarts will be separately boxed and delivered to you by house slave with utmost care to the safety of the product. The requested coarse ground sugar topping will be provided at no extra charge per first order bonus as authorized by Miss Audrey Helms in honor of previous acquaintance and good faith.

        The apple selected for you as been chosen as the Cox's Orange Pippin. These apples produce a subtle taste that is delightful for the desert you requested. Side-flavors often associated include mangos, pears, oranges, and melons, and are highly attractive in scent.

        Please be aware that once your requested goods are delivered, we guarantee the product in its unaltered state to a total of 24 hours given that the product is set away in proper keeping, i.e. a glass cover or chilled box.

        For further questions, please feel free to send any future correspondences via house slave delivery.

        Thank you for ordering from us!

        Sincerely,
        Audrey Helms
        Helms Orchard"        "

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    • Ulfrik (played by DirtySanchez) || July 18 2012, 4:37pm

      "Ulfrik has a brother with a creepy love of apples. How does one make a transaction?

      (Also, the list was very cool, I spent like 15 minutes google-imaging different apples because I didn't know they could look like that.)"

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      • Audrey Helms (played by TheBoots) || July 18 2012, 6:03pm

        "Audrey on a regular basis gives away free apple stuff. x3 Like yesterday, pie slices with a slip of paper with her orchard logo on it. So that way if someone finds the pie super yummy they can ask for Mr or Mrs Helms. :3 Or whatnot... NPC Tether people would know her as the apple supplier for the Tether.

        So ICly, you can 'ask around' or 'hear of her' from other people talking, etc etc.
        OOCly, just please ask me before you're like "I GOT THIS PIE BAKED BY HELMZ LOLZ AND IT WUZ GUD."

        ~ Audrey"

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    • Moon Bug (played by BloodLilly) || April 24 2012, 11:29pm

      "*Tackles and claims before sucking on a strand of her hair like a happy little kitten* I demand more RP! Moon loves the hell out of her even if she wants nothing more then to tackle and take her sweet apple! Maybe even a kiss. ^_^"

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