Lukasz

what are you people?


who

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the poster boy of unemployment and hooligan antics. any work he takes on is cash-in-hand.
probably how he gets around. call him luke or lukas, it'll save time.

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name Lukasz Mileusnic

gender cis male

occupation waster

marital not married

orientation lmao sike

In his twenties. Human. University student. Kalen hates him.
second generation Polish migrant: born in a small village in the Cotswolds, UK.





Studying some sort of -ology.
Which sounds impressive but it was this or working for his dad's tarmacking business.

Traits 🦄 no filter 🦄 attention span of a gnat 🦄 in a constant battle between his sex drive + his ego 🦄 prankster 🦄 daredevil 🦄 common sense missed him 🦄 just your average British lad with a shit-eating grin

your stereotypical class clown: sunny side up personality with a foul mouth, a fouler mind & more flaws than an antique replica: ( invisible to the naked eye, but evident in the details ) he shoots from the hip with banter and hides insecurities beneath a thick patina of humour and self deprecation. flirts out of boredom. he'll sell you the idea and traits of friendship but he's hard to know genuinely. Recently sacked from the Italian restaurant. (He asked his table if they wanted to hear the specials, started singing 'this place is coming like a ghost town' )