L A R S E N

- is a billionaire playboy genius philanthropist
- is dating a soap opera actress (tabloid confirmed!)
- isn't actually trapped in that bubble at all
- he's just an eccentric hypochondriac
- is one of the two Nikrusis "blue angels" mentioned in the New Haven Chronicle
- has been thrown from the 76th story of a building in attempt to break out of his cryo-sphere
- has also attempted: blow-torching, jack-hammering, and all (minor) forms of explosives
- at a very real risk of dying should he actually ever manage to free himself from that bubble
- suspected arsonist responsible for burning down the Cavaleon's textile factory on Nikrusis
- was seen in the company of a monstrous, two-faced AI fleeing the scene
- was detained for questioning and cleared of any suspicion, however, still denies the existence of any such being
- helped take down the mob
- has been chosen as the new spokesperson for Head and Tentacles shampoo
- was cast as an extra on the hit daytime TV show Extraterrestrial Love
- master of charades
- amateur mime
- expert at hand puppets
- no one knows what his real voice sounds like (except Bud, who helped customize his voxbox, and now he only uses it around him)
- has logged over 1000 hours on Mobius Kart, a competitive online racing game
- doesn't sleep
- rests in a bubble nest like a betta fish does at the top of his cryo-sphere
- owns a coffee shop on every viable planet in the galaxy (and even some random ones out in the middle of fucking nowhere, like on Abaddon next to the fabled "Denny's in the desert")