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His Social Life

  • Social Connections

    Friends

    Ruiz Mazandarani (played anonymously)
    Ethan Rameriz (played anonymously)
    Stephanie (played anonymously)
    Samuel Smith (played by Blues-Guy)

    Romances

    Regan Gray (played anonymously)

    Family

    Denise Mueller (played anonymously)

    Acquaintance

    Lisa Wells (played anonymously)
    Leah Cassette (played anonymously)
    Sophia (played anonymously)
    Brianna Rosario (played by BloodLightning74)
    Amber Wysocki (played anonymously)
    Sarah Williams (played by Rachel2876)
    Jane Harper (played by jennaisante)

  • Phone

    Call me. I may answer.

    • Jane Harper (played by jennaisante) || May 30 2024, 1:17pm

      "I saw you on the red carpet.... looking good~! After the party, I haven't catch up with you yet but Sophia and I surely talking about you lot! lol Let's catch up!"

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      • Derrick Mueller (played anonymously) || May 31 2024, 4:42am

        "Yeah the red carpet. I’m there but Regan is the star.

        Talking about me? What did Sophia say?"

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    • Rodney Hobbs (played by TarnishedHalo) || January 31 2024, 4:49pm

      "Coming down to visit Santa Barbara soon and word has it you are the man to see about ‘party favors’. Is this some bullshit rumor?"

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      • Derrick Mueller (played anonymously) || January 31 2024, 6:00pm

        "That would depends on what sort of 'party favors' you're looking for."

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    • Darcy Jahn (played anonymously) || June 29 2022, 10:12pm

      "Derrick you fuck! Why did I not see it coming? Setting me up with Ashley Williams and having her act all sweet and innocent and stuff, then have her come over with me here alone to tease me. I was falling in love with her and thought she felt the same about me.

      Silly me for thinking that. You had her play her innocence so convincingly well. I thought she was genuine, but I now see you already had been with her along with that guy on the beach named Adrian, and oh, there was a Dexter a while back too, nevermind she is crushing on some guy named Austin. You could have at least told the slut to go through with it and taken my virginity and then laugh.

      Silly clown court jester Darcy played the fool again. 🖕 you Derrick."

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      • Derrick Mueller (played anonymously) || June 29 2022, 11:05pm

        "5PtQZJR.gifAwww Darcy, It is pretty damn funny! We'll get your cherry popped someday. Bros' before Ho's, right! Let's go up-coast and catch some killer waves, what do you say?

        Actually, I may know someone who will fuck you. I just met her. She won't play you buddy. Just trust me on this...


        Here... call Mindi Akers. She is staying out north of town at the Starlite. She will take care of you man."

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        • Darcy Jahn (played anonymously) || June 29 2022, 11:17pm

          "Fuck all the way off Derrick. You've had your last laugh at my expense. I'll sort myself out fuck you very much."

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          • Darcy Jahn (played anonymously) || July 12 2022, 2:51pm

            "Actually, you were right, she IS a slut. She played with me for a week, and the sex was great.. any sex for me would have been great… and now she is crushing on some guy named Austin. Well… I’m not a virgin anymore at least. And… it has helped my stuttering…"

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            • Derrick Mueller (played anonymously) || July 12 2022, 3:09pm

              "Hey buddy… I was going to say ‘pictures of it didn’t happen’, but I saw with my own two eyes you two getting out of the shower, and the room smelled of pussy and cum. Hope you didn’t knock her up. Next time, use a condom."

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