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The Excessive Eighties

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  • Male.
    Early-mid forties.
    Detective.
    portrayed by antony starr & bradley cooper

    1984 Los Suenos
    Whilst not inherently corrupt, Vern's methods are not always by the book.
    You could say his moral compass veers off to the left.
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    LET'S NOT RUN THE RISK OF UNDERSTANDING ONE-ANOTHERTRADED IN HER GAZE FOR FRIGHTENED VIOLENCE
    'TIL HIS EYES AND MIND COULD ONLY EXIST
    IN A SAVAGE STATE


    I fear he found something he was good at on the ramparts of Saigon.
    'Nam had boys coming back on their broken knees as men,
    crawling home through the scorched earth and broken glass,
    but Vern, he was more in love with life when he came back,
    then when he went. Like he'd learned to dance,
    AT THE END OF THE WORLD





    ______________ POSITIVE
    + Dynamic
    + Creative
    + Charismatic
    + Adventurous
    + Clever
    + Adaptable     		NEGATIVE
    - Reckless
    - Selfish
    - Egocentric

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    • Retrowave

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    • Creedence (played anonymously) || June 28 2023, 1:19pm

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      A voicemail left for Vern's desk:

      "Baby chu need t'ae get out that precinct NOW an' go home NOW-- 'Fore daddy gets there--"
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    • Norb (played anonymously) || October 22 2022, 8:27pm

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      -Radio static crackles-

      Hey uhhh. Vern buddy. Thanks for the tip off.

      By the way, my kid- Y'know.. Creedence..
      She called in a gas n' go.

      But I told her you were gonna be too busy a month out so.. sent some other young, single handsome buck out to Last Chances.

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    • Dean (played anonymously) || September 30 2022, 5:46pm

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      I ran away from Stump and Tess's house tonight.
      I came out and I panicked.
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    • Dean (played anonymously) || September 30 2022, 2:58pm

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      Y'know.. just.. trying to figure shit out.
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    • Dean (played anonymously) || September 30 2022, 1:26pm

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      Hey uhh.. I'm leaving this message for officer Vernon Drake..? I'm Dean Flair and I'm sort of in a weird spot right now and I just kinda.. don't know what to do. Its not life threatening or anything but if you could tell him I need to see him- or something I don't know.. just.. Tell him Dean was asking for his Uncle or sommat, yeah? Thanks..
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    • Creedence (played anonymously) || August 30 2022, 6:02pm

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      Hey stranger, when you comin' by the station again? I got somethin' for you.
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