Mack

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If I had to describe myself, physically… I’d probably say:

A tall, athletically built man with flawless, tanned skin and a mop of curly, dark brown hair that is often disheveled carelessly but sexily. His face is angular, with a sharp strong jawline that's usually sandpapered with two day stubble. His eyes are dark brown and kind, like a puppy-dog, sitting below a pair of thick eyebrows. Looks a lot like the Man of Your Dreams, or Anthony Padilla.

If I had to describe myself, like, metaphysically...:

Above all, a smooth pimp daddy.
Secondly - Action Hero.
Second secondly, a tender to the garden of beautiful women’s hearts, and vaginas.
Thirdly, comedic genius.
Fourthly, a semi-professional rock star.

• The art of Bullshit • Conalingus • Super proficient with a flamethrower • Kickin’ doors down

• Ghost Busting • Staying Standing after an obscene amount of drug use • Rocking! And Rolling!