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"I will be a..

  • Who..?

    • Name: Vesper Houde
    • Nicknames: Ves, Vescake (mom's), ma Truffe/my Truffle (mom's), mon Petit Monstre/my Little Monster (mom's), Ves-Raté (which Raté refers to someone as a total failure or loser, used by his father sometimes), The Good God Villain: Klutzy (Given villain name), The White Viper (preferred villain name)
    • Age: 22 (Adjustable)
    • Gender: Cisgender Male
    • Pronouns: Strictly he/him
    • Sexality: Insists he's straight, but he's Gay, and a little internally homophobic.
    • Height: 5'5"
    • Handiness: Ambidextrous, his hands are also really gentle and soft
    • Education: Highschool graduate
    • Occupation: A villain for now, but soon to be THE Villain

  • And?

    • Habits: Vesper will stumble and stutter if he's surprised or nervous, the tips of his ears turn red if he's lying, making excuses to avoid stuff, slightly jumping up and down and clapping when he's excited, adjusting his glasses when he's feeling proud, crossing his arms when something doesn't go his way, tapping his foot if he's impatient, staring at people/things he find pretty, and high pitch scream repeating 'omgomgomg' when he gets scared.
    • Fear(s): Vesper is afraid of drowning/swimming, being looked down upon, disappointing his mom, being someone he's not, watching someone die, and harming his mom. He's also afraid of cats, dogs, and birds.

  • Okay, but who-

    Vesper makes it his whole goal to be evil, but oftentimes he'll fail, and it'll backfire or turn out to be something good. He pretends to be evil, he talks all big and bad, but is actually a very compassionate person. He is internally homophobic, meaning he has been raised and taught to think heterosexuality is normal and it's the "correct way" for society. He thinks the idea of being Gay is wrong and refuses to acknowledge it any other way. He sees himself as generally higher than others, showing sass frequently, and is a littlechildish. He thinks he was born to be THE Villain in every story, the one that wins, so he actively defends his villainous ways. However, he's polite to women, but doesn't mind making fun of little girls. He gets offended and gets dramatic afterwards. He bluffs a lot- But he's realistic when it comes to the 'hero' and questions how he hasn't died yet. He's basically the comedic villain- However, he holds himself to a high bar of being a villain, so he gets down on himself a lot because his plans never work. He extremely clumsy when it comes to escaping/getaways. He's in denial of his sexuality, he'll insist he's a straight man if commented on, and if he does find himself thinking that way about another man--He'll find himself disgusting, feel shame, feel fear, and/or become upset. He's sensitive if you tug on the wrong strings.

    In short, he thinks any sexuality but hetero is wrong, and can't understand the idea of Trans Females. He's confused by other genders, but acknowledges Trans Males, but wouldn't date them, because he's definitely straight for women.

    Vesper's Playlist, a collection of music that Vesper would listen to or have been picked out to better understand who he is, your guess to which is which.

  • Furthermore...

    Vesper likes the idea of becoming THE Villain of every story and winning. No drawbacks, no drama, just a villain who wins. He likes to win, but also to gloat when he does something successful. He loves Legs, she is like his own child. He likes not being poor and being allowed to have so much money from his family. He enjoys actively participating in Taco Tuesdays. He likes to dance (which he's pretty good at-), but he gets embarrassed if he's caught. He likes hanging out with his family (minus his father most of the time-). He does a lot of scrolling on social media and looking at fashion; but he's also active on some social media platforms like Twitter, Insta, Snapchat. He won't admit it, but he loves physical affection.

    Vesper doesn't like large bodies of water (because he can't swim), too much heat, and lack of personal hygiene. He dislikes sour, salty, or bitter foods. He hates failure/looking, being looked down upon, being good, and getting dirty. Getting dirt on himself can ruin his whole mood. He doesn't really like the 'great escape' rule because it's hard for him. He doesn't being stared at without a reason because it makes him nervous.

  • Behind the Mask?

    Not my art, I found it on Pinterest, and unfortunately the artist is not listed. Not my art, I found it on Pinterest, and unfortunately the artist is not listed.

  • Quote/Line Examples

    “I was going to go step on a LEGO, but hanging out with you and trying to be good is just as terrible."

    *Vesper addressing the 'hero' feeling upset about something else*
    "Fine, then... Did you know when you smile you can't feel your tongue? ...Pfft- Got you, I won. We'll reschedule until you're feeling better."

    *Vesper fighting the 'hero'*
    "I will make the world drown in fe-" Vesper was cut off by a buzzing from his pocket, followed by 'Mama! Mama! My mother is calling me! Mom is calling! Oh, I'm so special to have mommy calling! Pick up the phone!' to which he reached into his pocket to retrieve his phone, "One moment."
    Vesper answered the phone, "Mom? Oh, hello. Oh- Yes, I'm free then, but I'm a little busy at the moment... Okay. Alright. Yes, I'll call you back later. Mhm, yes. Alright, love you. Yes, mom, I said I love you."
    He hangs up, before whipping his head back to the hero, "Now then, hero, do you really think you can defeat me?"

    "Don't be mad at me because I look amazing and- Oh-" Vesper pretended to sniff the air, "Oh that's where the smell of broke and salt is coming from! Get over it, hater."

    "Capes are unisex, you bitch! Sorry for my profanity, mom.. Men and women can wear them; But it also goes the same for hErOeS and villains! Villains just make them look better."

    His catchphrase: "I am THE Villain, THE White Viper! And you're about to feel the wrath of my bite!"
    "...What- Why are you laughing? No- NO, IT'S NOT SUPPOSE TO BE- ARGH, GO STEP ON A STICK!"