Say Yes to Heaven

⇀ Age: 4000+
⇀ Gender: None.
⇀ Build: 5'9" - Slender
⇀ Hair: Long, brown-black, wavy.
⇀ Eyes: Grey.
⇀ Skin: Pale.
⇀ Occupation: None. All of their bills go to Hell's financial department and are never seen again. Whether or not those bills get paid is anyone's guess.
⇀ Personality: Extroverted. Hedonistic. The first to start a riot and the first to leave it. Loyal until they're bored, but great fun until that (inevitably) happens.
⇀ Likes: Closing down nightclubs. The occasional bump of cocaine. Modeling for their 500k+ Instagram followers. Black coffee. Shopping. Sowing chaos and discord.
⇀ Dislikes: [TBD]

No one is entirely certain when Kyrie began neglecting their duties on Earth, just as no one is entirely certain how the tide rolls in and out (for it certainly isn't the Moon's gravitational pull—that's propaganda). They had begun imposing their influence on the human population in 2000 BC, which had seemed a nice, round number at the time to begin their work. They had observed the invention of glass in northern Mesopotamia, which had been all well and good, but the real work began once they realized how easy glass was to shatter and subsequently introduced the knowledge to the local children.

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