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Lauren Mallard

Played by TalIsNotGone

Basic Information

  • Oh, Smiling God, yes.

  • Basic Info

    • Name: Lauren Mallard
    • Gender: Female
    • Played by: TalIsNotGone
    • Nicknames: Mother Lauren. Ew.
    • Relationship status: Smiling.
    • Personality: Willingly happy at all times, due to many moral, fiscal, and spiritual reasons.
    • Mannerisms: We're gonna be honest here, she's grimacing too. Oh, and the passive aggressiveness is crazy.
    • Likes: The former company of Strex, power however she can find it, radish casserole, and Kevin.
    • Dislikes: Her tattooed frown, the "laws" against cruel and unusual punishment, and Kevin.

  • Physical Stats

    • Age: Not relevant.
    • Race: Boss.
    • Class: Former President of Strexcorp, Former Mayor, Current High Priestess of the Joyous Congregation!
    • Alignment: Neutral Evil
    • Deity: The Smiling God! :D
    • Complexion: Pale and blemished and smiling.
    • Eyes: Smiling.
    • Handedness: Right-handed.
    • Scars: Two tiny, imperceptible ones at the corners of her mouth. Recent. A testament to personal failure.