Pyro

"Pyro, Pyro, Pyro...

Ever since I was a gamer, I always wanted to go for the most gimmicky option. So, when I recently got tf2, I immediately went for the most gimmicky character: Spy.
I was doing well playing against the training bots, so I thought I'd begin playing my first online match.
Then I saw it.
I learnt the true horrors that this being can give to others.

Immediately upon going out of the spawn area, I found a pyro I thought I could trick.
I could not.
I was instantly turned into a well done French steak by this monster.
That pyro continued to dominate me in that match until I got tired of being totally dominated by them and quit, my hopes of ever being James Bond 2.0 forever dashed.
So screw you Pyro, I raise my center most finger at you for the rest of time.

(this isn't meant to be a serious insult, just something silly)"

"I like the whole idea of them."