I FEEL BAD FOR
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CHASE
MCCARTHY
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What is my perfect crime?
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault?
No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless.
As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me.
She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany.
I say no. We make love all night.
In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms.
I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her.
Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard.
I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting.
I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris.
She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover.
I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
