Miscellaneous Characters

Matt and Boris

• Gentlemen

  Name: Matthieu Chardonnay; simply called Matt by just about everyone
  Player: LuciferBrimstone
  Gender: Male
  Employee Number: 9238474
  Team: RED (Reliable Excavation and Demolition)
  Class: Spy
  Secondary Weapon: Revolver
  Mêlée weapon: Knife; occasionally Your Eternal Reward
  Primary PDA: Disguise Kit
  Secondary PDA: Invis Watch
  Building: Sapper
  Strengths: Fast, smart, and incredibly stealthy, as most Spies are. His lithe frame and long legs let him move very quickly and fit in places others may not be able to fit. He's pretty good at hand-to-hand combat and is unstoppable with a knife of some kind in his hand.
  Weaknesses: Isn't the strongest guy out there and relies heavily on his speed to win his battles, so he can be easily overpowered if he can't kill someone fast enough or in one try. Sometimes he develops a case of tunnel-vision and can be extremely hard-headed and stubborn to the point of insanity, going to great lengths to kill someone who's killed him in the past.
  Likes: Cigarettes (is an excessive smoker and stubbornly refuses all attempts his teammates give to try to get him to quit), wine, knives and other pointy things, dressing nicely (is rather metrosexual in that way), cats
  Dislikes: His balaclava (he doesn't like the way it feels on his head and takes it off as soon as he's done with work), fish and the way it smells, scary movies, roller coasters, heights, swings, looking weird
  Birthdate: December 14th, 1941

• Employee Bio

  Matt was born in Paris, France to a fairly wealthy couple. From a young age he grew to care about his looks (for indeed, looks he certainly did have) and continues to be picky about details such as suits and socks to this day. But I'll come back to this later.
  
  Matt's family was wealthy, yes. He was never without anything, be it education, food, or entertainment. The one thing he didn't have that he wished he'd have more of was contact with his parents. They didn't have the time for him; didn't care about his desire to speak; they'd shrug him off and tell him to go talk to someone else, they were too busy to listen to him. The truth was that they didn't want to listen to him.
  
  Eventually Matt fell silent and would only talk to his pet cat. This isn't exactly the same as human interaction and therefore is now a little socially awkward at this point in his life, never having learned how to properly communicate with the human race. Perhaps this is why he's a Spy: he gets to run around invisible, not having to talk to anyone. He's used to being seen right through and not saying a word.
  
  He does have a friend though in the team Heavy. Boris wore him down and eventually grew to be considered a friend; that is, Matt would occasionally start conversations with the big man, not just Boris goading him into saying something in return. He wouldn't actually admit that he had a friend, but it was his little secret, and anyone with any kind of brain can see that he's somewhat fond of the lug.
  
  Matt is an incredibly sharp dresser and has never looked slouchy a day in his life. Even if he's in a t-shirt and jeans (which is rare) he still looks like he could melt butter just by touching it. He does his best to keep his thick golden hair, occasionally a lighter shade of brown in the winter months, in line, although the balaclava makes that rather difficult. He's not happy with the headpiece and always takes it off as soon as the battle's over. His sky blue eyes are occasionally seen behind thin-rimmed reading glasses, and he has his mother's thin frame and long legs. He's not the tallest person on the team but he's definitely not the shortest, either.
  
  It's obvious where Matt comes from by his thick French accent and also by the fact that he's an excessive smoker. It seems like he goes through a pack a day; whether this is the case or not, he refuses to say, and he won't give it up for anything. His teammates have tried before to get him to quit but nothing they try works, so they've given up for the most part by now. It's not an uncommon sight to see him with a cigarette in hand, fiddling with a lighter.
  
  Matt, despite his initially serious persona, can actually be quite goofy if he grows to trust someone enough. He's been know to play pranks on his teammates and generally run around doing rather strange stuff (such as toting a sandwich around on a rope screaming for a Scout- but that's an entirely different story). He enjoys a good game of poker, although he tends to get pissed off and stabby when he loses. He doesn't like losing, period.

• I am Heavy Weapons Guy

  Name: Boris Christoph
  Player: LuciferBrimstone
  Gender: Male
  Employee Number: Doesn't remember
  Team: RED (Reliable Excavation and Demolition)
  Class: Heavy
  Primary Weapon: Minigun (affectionately named Natasha)
  Secondary Weapon: Sandvich
  Mêlée Weapon: Killing Gloves of Boxing
  Strengths: Immensely strong; like, it's not even funny. It's said that he could arm wrestle a gorilla and a bear at the same time and win at both. He's also intensely loyal and will mow down enemies for his teammates' sake with pleasure.
  Weaknesses: He's a little slow, to be perfectly honest, and it takes him a little longer to catch up and figure things out than it does his little Spy friend Matt. He has a somewhat short temper and unless he really likes you, if you get on his nerves too much, he'll try to kill you, regardless of what color your shirt is. Even so, he's almost killed Matt once or twice, and he likes Matt more than anyone. He's also overprotective of his gun so this can be a bit of a problem all around.
  Likes: His gun Natasha, Matt, killing little BLU men, eating (especially sandviches), sleeping
  Dislikes: Losing, dying, people touching his gun, people hurting his teammates and friends (especially Matt), being made fun of, penguins (no one's figured out quite why yet)
  Birthdate: October 5th, 1937

• Employee Bio

  Boris grew up outside of Moscow, Russia, with his mother and little sister. His father had died a year or two after his sister was born, when he was around eight, so he still has a few memories of him. The man had been an excellent trapper and was able to keep his family fed with the animals he caught in his snares, but after he passed away, his mother had to take on the task of providing for her children. Even with two or three different jobs, it was hard.
  
  Boris's sister died at the age of five; she had always been a small child and the Russian winters didn't help her at all. One winter was especially harsh and she ended up dying in bed, too small and sickly to fend off the cold. Boris, although he was already large and rather dumb, had loved his little sister dearly and was quite saddened with her death.
  
  At the age of eighteen he moved away to make his own fortune and worked several odd jobs until he was finally stumbled upon by Miss Pauling. She brought him over to America and that's where he's lived ever since, and he loves his job and his gun with a passion.
  
  It's obvious that English is not his first language, so it's a little hard to understand him at times, what with his thick Russian accent and broken English. Occasionally, if he's really upset, sleepy, or drunk he'll slip back into Russian without realizing it and will continue to speak Russian until told to knock it off.
  
  Boris isn't exactly fat; he's just very much big boned, and this, coupled with his height, makes him a rather intimidating opponent on the battlefield. He's bald, which is something he inherited from his father, although if he did have hair it would be a dark brown. He has the blue Russian eyes as well, although they were something he got from his mother.
  
  He loves his gun and has named it Natasha. You touch Natasha and you die. Also, you touch Matt, and you die. It's unknown why he's so fond of Matt and follows him around everywhere like a big puppy, although it would be safe to assume that the Frenchman reminds the Heavy of his sister. He's blond, has blue eyes, is a couple years younger than him- close enough, right? He takes it upon himself to look after the Spy, much to his annoyance, although Matt has slowly come to like the Heavy a little himself.

• Playstyles Chart for M & B

  Always	Sometimes	Maybe	Never
  Always TF2 canon of some kind Humor Violence (it is TF2, after all) Together	Sometimes A deviation of TF2 (like a crossover of some kind) Something a little more serious	Maybe Separated Swearing	Never Non TF2 RP Excessive violence

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