Anna Bishop

Sillyness

• Tropey Hilarity

  Fun thing to look for tropes that are related to your character. Still digging for more!
  
  1. Too Kinky To Torture: Pretty self explanatory really.
  
  2. Forced To Watch: Anna hates watching people other than herself get tortured, harmed, abused, slapped, anything.
  
  3. Abusive Parent: Anna's mother was just plain mean.
  
  4. Caffeine Bullet Time: What could you expect from someone who is already hyper?
  
  5. Obfuscating Stupidity: Anna pretends to be uneducated at most times... but then there are those moments when there is a glimmer of a deeply thoughtful, insightful person.
  
  6. Beneath The Mask: She may seem ignorantly happy most times, but she does have feelings and resentments like everyone else.
  
  7. The Napoleon: Short people got short problems. Anna makes it work for her by having a larger than life personality and plenty of spunk.
  
  8. If It's You It's Okay: Lookin' fer that one lady who'll sweep Anna off her feet that she might go bi for. Not likely to happen, but hell, this is fantasy right?
  
  9. Sex Is Boring: Anna treats sex like a break. Oh you gettin' yer groove on? Okay, can I have a picture book to look at or take a nap?

• Anna's Player's Rants of Doom!

  So Anna's pretty extreme, yeah? Some find her too much to handle. Others find her annoying. Some people find ME personally too much to handle and find me annoying. Well, I have opinions about YOUR characters too and how they peeve me OOCly even if I don't blame that in the least on the person who plays them. Sometimes I do. Just... thought you should know.
  
  WARNING!: If you are easily offended, whiny, squeamish, underaged, sensitive, pathetic, or can't take this for what it is, which is blowing off steam and amusing other people who have experienced some of these things during their RP lives, DON'T READ THESE RANTS.
  
  

  My First Rant

  is about pain based RP's. Oh gawd they can be just as painful to my brain as they are to Anna. One of the most disappointing things is how people have a tendency to OPEN THE FUCK UP on Anna, and then go wtf, why'd she pass out? Well...she just spilled over two pints of blood because you spent ONE POST saying how your character just flayed all of the skin off her back with a FLOGGER. Sorry, but I try to be realistic as possible within the limits of my character. Yes. Anna has an increased stamina and endurance to pain and torture, but losing a quarter of the skin off your body in... say.. five minutes... is going to make you shut down FAST. It's just like sex, start fast and hard and things aren't going to last long. You compound fracture her arm in one twist? Yeah, she's going unconscious and she might bleed out. Cutting off her arms and legs? You better tourniquet that shit before hand and have some magical healing powers or potions, cuz she'll be slipping fast. The best RP's of this nature is where the pain builds slowly to the point where her body says no but her lips croak YES!, not where she's RIPPED TO SHREDS in two or three posts.

  
  
  

  My Second Rant

  is about how people react to Anna. It's a frustration, only 10% aimed at players not paying attention to key details and 90% aimed at the characters. This happened just recently and it is absolutely ridiculous. Anna is HYPER and has the attention span of a goldfish. She is also vocal about this fact, but she is not SHOUTING AT THE WORLD unless I say she is. So my character stands up quickly, leans over so her butt is in the air and hips waggling, and says boooooooooooooooored in a musical tone. THREE CHARACTERS all seem to think this is 'breaking the rules' and that she is going to 'get in trouble', and proceed to verbally berate her round after round over this ridiculously simple action. When she tries to say 'Hush, I'm not doing anything wrong, mind your own beeswax ya bossy bessies.' A shit storm starts a brewing. Not ONCE in any of my posts did I write she shouted, or even raised her voice, but every character reacted as if she had. Suddenly (in thought RP), someone's character is comparing her to Asmodaeus the naga fella. OH HELL NO. Anna DOESN'T do anything remotely similar to Asmodaeus. She never showed a single outward sign of aggression, but apparently she's being compared to one of the most VIOLENT and AGGRESSIVE slaves the Tether currently has in the untrained cages. What. The. Hell. Guys. Of course, she got a bit snarky, but nothing was mentioned of her volume. Then, when one of them grabs her hair I make SURE everyone and their mother knows through my post that she is NOT fighting back. She is melting and cooing and all heart aflutter, but every person involved seems to believe a fight is occurring. Buhhhh what? Jeez people. Learn. To. Read.

  
  
  

  My Third Rant

  is about text-sexing aka 'yiffing'. Since I revamped this character I have YET to have her participate in it. Let's be frank. I've been roleplaying for 15+ years. There is NOTHING NEW that you can bring to the table when it comes to 'yiffing' that is going to make me want to undo my pants or even NEED to if ya know what I mean. I do it because sometimes it's better than sitting around having a drink and talking, or because my CHARACTER has been touched in the right way and has been hit with the right mood. She may be getting hot n' heavy about it, but I'm definitely not. I'm probably watching X-files between my posts and eating while I read/type. I will admit, I get some excitement from seeing a new relationship blossoming before my eyes, but it's not the excitement of a carnal nature.
  
  But! If it is going to happen.. you know the thing that pleases me the most? Seeing people actually use their RL knowledge to help enhance their character's OR playing their character as they WOULD have sex rather than becoming this generic fuck machine. Lemme tell ya about Anna. Do you think she becomes any less hyper or talkative just because a dick's in her? Nope. She wriggles and kicks and talks and I make sure that she speaks in every post because that's who she is. She also won't come to orgasm unless there's some ouchies involved. No, it's probably not sexy, and your character might be left unsatisfied because they aren't the sex Gods they thought they were. But to hell with you. If I have to share in the experience, I'm going to be true to my character. I will not turn this into a porno for your viewing pleasure alone where the female responds perfectly and generically. Hell, SEX doesn't happen that way. If you are one of those who believes it does... you're either a virgin or she's lying.

  
  
  

  My Fourth Rant.

  You know what I hate the most? The dumb mother fuckers who have the audacity to actually start up an unprovoked unwarranted whisper RP with me, or I suppose my character? I am essentially forced with less consequences. Let me explain my reasoning: 1) It is done without my consent, forced upon my poor eyes. 2) It is automatically assumed on the whisperRPforcer that I actually WANT to RP with them because I have an attractive character and so do they. 3)It doesn't start with a conversation about what is acceptable or even a 'hi'. 4) It is done, more often than not, because the whisperRPforcer is too horny to bother with introductions and ya know, all that conversational crap. 5)If I point out the error of their ways, I get an argument or an attempt to convince me to continue the RP.
  
  Where the fuck do these people learn their fucking RP manners from?! Jesus fucking Christ that's as annoying and disgusting as a flaming bag of shit and dildos on the front porch (annoying because damn I coulda used those dildos for something other than burning, you hypothetical asshole). Keep your dick in your pants and learn some goddamn courtesy you dumbassmofo's.
  
  If you didn't figure out the lesson of this rant: Please whisper me OOCly first to discuss whisper RP before forcing it upon me, the owner of the character who wants to be able to choose who she RP's with.
  
  Also, my original word use prior to 'force' has been edited because someone got their panties (or boxers, I don't discriminate) in a twist about the BiG 'R', despite the fact that the BiG 'R' is kinda a barely barely skirted topic (or sometimes not at all) when it comes to... ya know... slaves. I assume the language warning needed to be consented to before coming to my page was casually ignored. But! I have kindly acquiesced to their request instead of simply putting a big FUCK YOU below this rant. Oh wait.. well. I did both.

  
  
  

  My Fifth Rant

  This one is more informative than truly ranting. Let me get one thing straight since maybe it wasn't made completely clear. I am NOT interested in a LOT of my character's bizarre ass fetishes. I've been in the BDSM/D/s/ whatever you wanna call it community for more than half my life, but I personally am not into bone breaking, skin flaying, amputation, drugs, humiliation, torture, forced whatevers. I seem practically VANILLA by comparison to this chick even though I have endured pain and 'flown' many times in my life. I will still play my character how she is supposed to be played. "But why did you make her if you don't like these things?," you ask. Because. It is interesting and it is fantasy. Playing Anna is a challenge I've never had to truly experience before as an RPer. All of my characters previously I have been able to relate to in some way, and they remained in the realm of the things I've found sexy with just hints of things I couldn't personally do but I would if there were no consequences (IE bloody scratches. I have a horrible phobia of blood IRL.).
  
  That said, don't bother asking me if I think this or that RP is 'hot'. It probably isn't for me. But fun? Interesting? Like watching a train wreck or a Saw movie? Hell yeah it is.
  
  P.S. - if you can't fucking tell.. I'M NOT A GODDAMN SUBMISSIVE either, stop treating me OOCly like one! I'm a Switch, with what I consider a bangin' Dom personality. Boom. Mind blown. Someone playing outside their own kinksway.

  
  
  

  My Sixth Rant

  is about Anna's sexual orientation and how characters react to it. When I first started playing Anna, I had determined that she would be straight, and probably only go for women in order to get the attention of men. Even then, it would be more boob grabbyness than goin' on downtown. The only other situation I decided she might go a bit bisexual is during the throes of just the goddamn greatest pain session in which the participating woman hit alla her buttons right. The first and huge button? Being treated with some goddamn respect by those of the same sex. The rules of Anna that apply to men (in which, really there are none) don't apply to women in the least. She has mommy issues and she in general loves men so much that she thinks women are the absolute scum of the world. Think about it. She had an abusive mother who controlled the fuck out of her (literally), treated her like a stain on the wall and passed her off to be abused by men. The men may have done the abusing, but her mother set the standard by which Anna would be treated and said abusers only lived up to that standard. It was the convent sisters who turned her away and told her she was beyond redemption when she needed comfort, love, tolerance, and patience to be healed of her maladies. Most of her issues center around women, and she's yet to be proven they're anything but uppity cunts, especially in TGT.
  
  The least women who attempt to talk to her can do is give her some common decency. But no. Every. Fucking. Cunt. with a flogger comes struttin' all up like they're hot shit and insulting her. It ain't gunna fucking work that way yall. She knows she's a piece of shit, but she believes every woman is a piece of shit too, guilty until proven guilty. Some lady comes up all high n'mighty is NOT going to get a positive reaction out of Anna. Anna will do anything, try any tactic, and isn't afraid of chokin' herself out just to avoid dealing with them. Sex with these type of women.. I have no interest in playing out. It WILL be FtB, and she will do her best to disappoint even in a pain giving situation where it normally would get her going. Oh. You have some ultra super horny magical potion? Well. Much like drugs, her body processes that shit in a couple minutes (maybe two posts). Sorry. This is my character. My character is straight. And ridiculously stubborn. And only plays along when she fucking wants to.
  
  This public service announcement also applies to ANY CHARACTER who has a distinct female gender identity. If it acts like a bitch, walks like a bitch, and talks like a bitch, it's a bitch.

  
  
  
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