The Englishman

The old-hat rules still apply. No god-moding. Use your noodle and your computer's spell-check function when necessary. I multi-para-RP. Don't behave like an ass. Et cetera and so-on.

DMs || Open. Hit me.

Dickery || I am made of it.

Fuckery || As you do.

Note, the First || I feel I shouldn't need to reiterate this, but the Englishman and I are far from the same person. I do not eat people; I have never lived on any of the British Isles; I am not quite so polite; I cannot unhinge my jaw; and finally, my wardrobe is not nearly so stylish. Thank you.

Note, the Second || Guilt trips and mind games. Just don't.

Note, the Third || Regarding characters meant to represent well-known theological/mythological figures, progenitors of mythical races, et cetera: the Englishman has met several of these, and he will sometimes acknowledge this when speaking to one. I play his setting as a multiverse of sorts, thus allowing several manifestations of the same concept to exist in tandem with one another. If this bothers you. Well. Sorry. But I don't intend to pretend someone else's character doesn't exist simply because yours does.

Note, the Fourth || Honestly, just don't be a dick. We'll get along swimmingly.