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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU. WITH THE EYES that I'm going to RIP OUT!
MY JOURNAL ENTRY IS RIDDLED WITH SPOILERS!
THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE BACKEND OF YOUR AUTOMOBILES AND USELESS SILLY AIRCRAFTS IS NOT TO READ IT!
PLEASE JUST BURN THE ENTIRE JOURNAL, ACTUALLY. YOU'LL BE DOING YOURSELF A FAVOR AND AVOIDING ALL THOSE NASTY MOTOR OR WING FLAPS!
PLUS, I'VE SEEN WHAT FORDSY REALLY THINKS OF HIS JOURNALS. THEY MAKE HIM FEEL WORST THAN AN ADELE SONG!
JUST TAKE IT FROM ME, KID. HE WON'T MISS IT.
BY THE WAY.
BUBBLEJUICES DID MY PORTRAIT AND THE ILLUSION YOU SEE ABOVE. WHAT A GREAT NAME FOR A MORTAL. EVERYONE SHOULD NAME THEMSELVES AFTER THINGS AND LIQUIDS! THE 3RD DIMENSION WOULD BE A HAPPIER PLACE IF ALL MORTALS COULD GO BY THE NAME OF BUTTSAUCES OR GASALCOHOLS.
FUN FACT OF THE MILLENIA!
DID YOU KNOW THAT JULIUS CAESAR WAS ONCE IN A LOVING, CARING RELATIONSHIP WITH NICOMEDES IV OF BITHYNIA? DID YOU KNOW HE CREATED A CODING SYSTEM? IMAGINE SHARING ASCII DICK PICS THROUGH THE TELEGRAM THAT WAY! CHILDREN!
ALSO, MY FAVORITE NUMBER IS ∞--ADDED BY THREE.
IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M SAYING you mortals probably won't, ever! MAYBE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO READ THE PROFILE! OR, AT LEAST, WHAT I'M SAYING BELOW! IT 'S THE ONE WORD THAT CAN DEFEAT ME! IT'S MY ONLY WEAKNESS! PLEASE DON'T DECIPHER IT, IT'LL TOTALLY HURT ME!
JXOOLEOH!
