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✔ OoC approaches; UNDERNEATH, WE'RE ALL THE SAME. Well, no, we're not. I'M NOT A USELESS BAG OF FLESH AND BONES. BUT I STILL APPRECIATE THE NOTION OF A 'HI, HOW ARE YOU' EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
✔ Long-term; KID, IF I ABIDED BY THE CLOCK LIKE YOU MORTALS, I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY "TIME" TO MYSELF. I'VE GOT BIG PLANS, KIDS, BIG PLANS. SO IF YOU REALLY WANT TO COMMIT, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND I'M A BUSY DEMON AND A BUSY GUY.
✔ Plots; I LOVE STORIES. I COULD TELL YOU EIGHT OR EIGHT HUNDRED OR EIGHT MILLION. DO YOU KNOW ONE THAT COULD INCLUDE BOTH OF US? I'M DEVOTED TO THESE LIKE A TERMITE DEVOTES ITSELF TO EATING YOUR HOUSE. HIT ME UP.
? Humanoid; ARE YOU THAT CLOSE-MINDED THAT YOU CAN'T WRAP IT AROUND THE CONCEPTS OF A PYRAMID? I GUESS I COULD APPEAL TO YOUR PITIFUL SENSES, IF I WAS CONVINCED ENOUGH.
OoC Note: I WILL NOT USE THAT OVERUSED GOLDEN EYEPATCHED DESIGN, NO. GO AWAY. Mine is relatively more demon-like, and for this to occur at all, there would have to be a good REASON.
? BillFord; HAHAHA. WHAT A GREAT MINDSCAPE TO WANDER AROUND IN. IT'S TOO BAD HE COULDN'T SEE THE BIG PICTURE.
OoC Note: I do ship it, and before anyone goes off on 'well it's a terrible ship,' please keep in mind I don't imagine there was a whole lot of actual romance and love here. Imagine it more along the lines of Harley and the Joker, just with a demon inside your head and more curiosity with how feeble human relationships work. Not much actual love.
? Face claims; IT'S OKAY IF YOU WANT TO SAY YOU LOOK LIKE NICK CAGE, BUT HONESTLY? AS A BEING WITH OMNIPOTENT SIGHT--I CAN SEE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE! IT'S CRAZY! EVEN YOUR UNBORN KIDS!--I FIND IT HARD TO PLAY WITH YOU IF THAT'S ALL YOU ARE! IF EVERYONE LOOKED LIKE TOM HIDDLESTON, YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE SOME GENETIC PROBLEMS!!!
OoC Note: I CANNOT STAND face claims; I find them cheap, lazy, and ineffective. As someone who immerses herself into the world, face claims throw my immersions through the roof. I, as a writer, DON'T NEED to visually see your character; I would prefer personality and backstory over looks any day! I won't turn you down if you DO use face claims, but if you just say 'this is my character lol' and don't personalize, I'll have to pass, I'm sorry!
✘ Synthesized music or certain sounds of any kind; YOU MAY NOT KNOW IT--BECAUSE I DEFINITELY WON'T SAY IT--BUT THIS HURTS. IMAGINE A KID SCREAMING ABOUT POLITICS NONSTOP WHILE SOMEONE DRAGS THEIR NAILS DOWN A CHALKBORD MASHED TOGETHER WHILE JUSTIN BIEBER PLAYS HIS LATEST HIT. THAT'S HOW MUCH IT BURNS. ALSO..
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KDWHG KDWHG KDWHG!!
✘ Smut; UM, WHAT? PROCREATION IS A MORTAL PURPOSE, NOT MINE! YUCK! MAYBE AFTER A FEW DRINKS, BUT IT'D HAVE TO BE SOME BALLER TIME-PUNCH!!
✘ Romance; I TRIED ROMANCE. ONCE. IT WAS TERRIBLE. MY LAST BOYFRIEND ALMOST SHOT HIS BROTHER. HE CALLED IT 'PARANOIA' AND BOOTED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE! I WAS ONLY BEING NICE! THE REALITY AND TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS YOUR DIMENSION IS POINTLESS AND STUPID AND THAT MORTALS LIVE A FEET-DRAGGING LIFE OF DAILY CHORES. I WAS GOING TO SPICE THINGS UP! SEE, HELPING! I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW HE COULDN'T GET THAT.
✘ Meta-gaming; YOU'RE MY LONG LOST BROTHER FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION? YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME INCLUDING MY FAVORITE SHADE OF ETERNITY? YOU'RE GOING TO DEFEAT ME BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN STUDYING ME EVEN THOUGH WE LITERALLY JUST MET? I THINK YOU MIGHT NEED TO SLOW IT DOWN THERE, BUDDY.
✘ Taking Things OoC; I LIKE PEOPLE WHO TAKE MY PERSONALITY SERIOUSLY AND CONFRONT ME "OUT OF CHARACTER" ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO MUCH OF A DROOLING FLESH BAG TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S JUST HOW I AM. THOSE PEOPLE BURN REALLY GOOD IN MY FIRE OF PAIN!
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ELOO FLSKHU June 26th 1980, 9:30 pm
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I'm insane either way!
But what does your description even mean?!
LISTEN, MORTAL. THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE THAT YOU COULDN'T EVEN DREAM OF.
THERE'S THINGS OF NIGHTMARES, THERE'S THINGS THAT YOU COULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE. THERE'S THINGS THAT YOU'LL LOOK AT AND SCREAM BECAUSE YOUR MIND ISN'T ADVANCED ENOUGH TO HANDLE IT!
AND THEN THERE'S THOSE PEOPLE. YOU KNOW, THOSE MORTALS OF YOURS THAT CAN'T CONCEIVE REALISM? THOSE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES THAT everyone has to look at? YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE? LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THAT TYPE OF PEOPLE: THERE'S A LOT OF THEM! AND THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. THEIR MINDSET IS SO FIXED THAT THEY REFUSE TO ACCEPT ANYTHING ELSE! INCLUDING WHEN I DO THIS:
AND THAT'S JUST THE SURFACE. THE TIP OF THE PYRAMID. THE TOP OF THE ICEBERG. YOU DIG?
AKA
Bill hands you a small piece of parchment of things to read.. It looks like a disclaimer.
It's made out of human flesh that reads them all off to you in an angry Gordon Ramsay voice.
Nice.
DISCLAIMER wrote:Please note that Bill Cipher is mostly an Out of Character alt. This doesn't mean I won't role play on him, and I will be more than happy to, but I must feel comfortable due to the nature of his character (and my own personality anxities). For anyone who is aware of Gravity Falls, and even those who are not, Bill is a very over-powered character. I, as a writer, don't use this to cheap-shot or auto-hit or any of that fun, Mary Sue stuff, but I do expect everyone who DOES intend to start something with me to keep this in mind before initiating something.
!!! THESE GUIDELINES MUST ONLY BE FOLLOWED IN SERIOUS ROLE-PLAY AND NOT PERSONA !!!
▲ You will respect my wishes in terms of 'previous connections' just as I will respect yours. No previous connections with any character, short of canons, will be allowed. Minor references are fine ('oh! I know him from cave paintings!), but no full blown character connections unless discussed first. Ever.
△ You will not feed the douchewaffle effect.
▲ You will not take any metaknowledge and use it in character.
△ You will take Bill Cipher seriously, regardless of form. He is a dream demon and later released chaos upon the world. Triangle or not, he is to be taken seriously.
▲ You understand the concept of Bill's magic. This is the most important one as this is the ONLY reason I do not play Bill in a serious setting as I am unable to without making him seem incredibly overpowered or unfair. Which is why I don't; because of the way his powers are, in the atmosphere that I will play him (I'll play him mostly in corpereal form, an AU of Weirdmageddon of sorts, or in the dream/mindscape, mostly) in, he becomes very overpowered. So if you do wish to role-play, you will accept and acknowledge this to its full extent.
△ You understand that I, as a writer, will use these powers to the extent of my knowledge. You will not be killed (unless you want.) and I won't do anything PERMANENT (so there may be some things here and there) to your character without discussion first, however.
▲ If you come to me in the middle of an RP and tell me I'm being unfair, I will not end the RP but I may bring up some issues or thoughts and concerns. I cannot play Bill right if I do not have 'complete reign,' which is why he remains mostly an out of character or persona RP alt.
△ Yes, I actually DO talk in mostly all caps when I am playing him, sometimes. If that's annoying or bothersome, just tell me. I can tone it down.
Sign here: I completely understand! X _______________
SO DO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING? YES? NO? MAYBE? GOOD? BECAUSE I DON'T CARE.
FUN, IMPORTANT THINGS!
I LOVE MY FANS! AND BY LOVE, I MEAN I LOVE TURNING THEM INTO CONSCIOUS PILES OF VOMIT!!!
Quote:Trey: Your Bill is spot on.Quote:ANONYMOUS FLESHBAG: Good god you did a really good job on that RPR. I never thought I'd be so fascinated to read about eyeball triangle.
Bill Cipher: THANKS, FLESHBAG.
ANONYMOUS FLESHBAG: You're welcome, trianglepal. <:')
Bill Cipher: NOT THAT I EVER ASKED OR EVEN CARED ABOUT YOU MORTALS' OPINIONS BUT THE NOTION IS NICE!!!!!! A+ TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANONYMOUS FLESHBAG: I haven't even roleplayed with you ever but I'm already blown away by your commitment to/handling of playing something horrible and mind-bending.
ANONYMOUS FLESHBAG: it is actually vaguely terrifying. 10/10.Quote:Bill Cipher sets trey on fire
Trey gets off on this.
Trey: This is just foreplay bb
Trey: My fiance does this all the time...
Bill|Cipher: HAS HE/SHE/IT/THEY/THEM EVER EVER REARRANGED THE MAJOR FUNCTION OF EVERY ORGAN IN YOUR BODY?
Bill|Cipher: THATS MY TYPE OF FOREPLAY.
Devin Marks: Well, That's sufficiently terrifying. -
SCREAMING HEADS
Acquaintances
Stanford Pines (played anonymously) <IN THE SCENE OF MUFASA AND SIMBA FROM THE LION KING> YOU SHOULD HAVE JOINED ME, FORDSY. IT COULD HAVE ALL BEEN YOURS. POWER! KNOWLEDGE! ANSWERS TO NEXT WEEK'S CROSSWORD PUZZLE! IMAGINE WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOURS IF YOU WEREN'T TURNED INTO A STATUE WORTH ABOUT AS MUCH AS BILL GATES'S PINKY.
