Joachim

|name| Joachim Elijah Reis |age| 213 |species| Vampire |generation| 9th |height| 6'3"(190cm) |nationality| British |sexuality| Homosexual

|nicknames| Sad Dad |gender| Male, cis |clan| Malkavian |faction| Independent(Outcast) |weight| 140lbs(63.5kg) |ethnicity| Caucasian |occupation| Private Detective

|hair| A mop of chin-length brunette curls, either cut poorly or singed by errant cigarettes one too many times judging by the unevenness. Often falls into his eyes, occasionally wrangled in a rough "style" that leaves it pushed away from his face for the most part.

|eye color| Gray, roughly the same color as ash.

|facial features| Angular, characterized primarily by a square jaw tapering into a sharp chin. His brow is set low and straight over slightly down-turned eyes, his nose well-proportioned to his face(if a bit hawkish in profile), and his lips narrow but shapely. Simultaneously baby-faced in a way that makes it hard to take him seriously and haggard beyond his years due to extensive substance abuse.

|facial hair| Slightly scruffy, sporting a day or two past a five o'clock shadow.

|build| Quite tall, considerably underweight, and exceedingly gangly, all legs, arms, and knobby joints.

|distinguishing features| A slim scar at the base of his throat, resting just above his left collarbone and extending from the left side to nearly the center. Track marks litter the crooks of each elbow and travel mid-way down his forearms. A lone freckle on the back of his right shoulder.

|wardrobe| Shabby and utilitarian. A rotation of hideous Hawaiian shirts and worn-out jeans paired with sensible boots and a military style jacket replete with multiple pockets both visible and hidden. At least it's all clean. Usually. The only thing of value on him is a silver Star of David hanging from his neck on a short chain.

|voice| A pleasant, somewhat gravelly baritone with a posh British accent.

|scent| Cigarette smoke and the acrid bite of alcohol over the faintest hint of amber, sandalwood, black patchouli, and cinnamon.

|personality| Well-intentioned and inquisitive above all else. Often irreverent, wisecracking, and in full party boy swing, acting largely on impulse and for comedic effect(whether intended or otherwise). Beneath the grinning exterior, he is less a man and more of a walking wound.

|likes| The heady atmosphere of nightclubs, Queen, his station wagon, riddles, cheap whiskey, motel rooms, getting roughed up, the taste of his own blood in his mouth, dad jokes, B movies, singing, playing the piano, the comfortable oblivion of an opiate high.

|dislikes| Silence, hospitals, corrupt authority, high society stuffiness, most Ventrue, eye contact, visions, dreaming, sobriety, himself, the police, being touched on the nape of his neck, being watched.

|religious beliefs| Jewish, though his faith in the Almighty has dwindled.

Tropes
| Defective Detective | Amnesia Loop | Quest for Identity | Sad Clown | Addled Addict | Nothing but Skin and Bones | Messy Hair | Chaotic Good(Balance Keeper) | Good Is Not Soft | Too Kinky to Torture | Genius Ditz | Beware the Nice One | Gallows Humor | Stubble of Sorrow | Cope by Pretending | Jewish Smartass | Combat Pragmatist | Drowning My Sorrows |


Soundtrack
| British Sea Power - Want To Be Free | Thom Yorke - Unmade | That Handsome Devil - A Drink To Death | Glass Animals - Space Ghost Coast To Coast | Son Lux - The Fool You Need | bbno$ - iunno | Oliver Tree - I'm Gone | Father John Misty - Hangout At The Gallows | St. Vincent - Young Lover(Piano) | UNKLE - Burn My Shadow | Siouxsie and the Banshees - Sin In My Heart | Tempers - Peace of Mind | Joji - Pretty Boy | ex:re - The Dazzler |