Woe

Basic Shit

• (Please excuse the crudeness of this profile, but I was interested in making a crude character)
  
  Woecome to my profile! This profile is currently a "Woe-k" (work, for you humorless dumbasses) in progress and all information may be subject to change.
• "Woe is me."
  
  Nickname: Woe
  Gender: Female
  Race: Human
  Occupation: Whatever job pays the most
  Age: Varies
  Relationship Status: A single pringle, but Pringles are fucking delicious
  Orientation: 6 (That means I'm a lesbian, for you lazy fucks)
  Mannerisms: Impulsively shooting at people who anger her, curses a lot, using her name as puns in sentences
  Likes: Guns, money
  Dislikes: Doing work

• Abilities/Weapons

  "Don't bother asking how any of this shit works. If I knew then I'd have taken it out a long time ago."
  
  The Chip
  
  "No, not the fucking Pringles you idiot!"
  
  Woe has a chip implated in her head that grants her super strength, speed, agilty, reflexes and stamina. Additionally, the chip seems to have unlocked her latent regenerative healing abilities.
  
  Strengths

  • She's essentially immortal until the chip is removed.
  • She can easily best most if not all humans on Earth.

  
  Weakness

  • Any form of electricity or EMP devices will temporary disable it.
  • If the chip is taken out, it will most likely kill her.