Dutch

And Talk

• Seeking

  Attention and Adoration

  
  Catcalls, accolades of appreciation, pick up lines, gifts, and straight up boldness is always allowed and admired as well as aiding in granting you further company with the golden princess. Everyone must prove themselves valid within her eyes either through a sharp wit, a quick mind (Comedic or Intelligent), or deep pockets. A pretty face may help but is never the deciding factor.

  
  
  

  Bartering and Backrooms Buxom brunette's brutal bailiwicks may be the solution to one's dilemma. No loyalties are given outside of the Umbrage Family so do not expect a boon companion when you call upon her aid and no sidekicks are welcome. As of yet. Areas of expertise are not limited to: undercover work, catching cheating partners/spouses, retrieving data, outright robbery, escort to formal events, and transporter. Prices are high but negotiable between trade, cash, and services. Tips appreciated. Camaraderie and Cuppas Chai, contemporary compendiums, and companions are great for a rainy coast afternoon. Her guardian's vast library and penchant for novels ranging from historical to the most outlandish fictions have caused the bookworm to nest within her chest quite easily. A book club to join is something the fish is on the lookout for. She spends most of her days doing physically exhausting work and there is a lack of in depth mental stimulus. To exchange thoughts and ideas with those that are kind enough to allow her company, would be a boon. Drinks and Dancing Dexterous darling dances near daily at The Lipstick Lounge. Cici is kind enough to let the valet exercise and entertain herself with one of her favorite pastimes by dancing on stage. A mixture of ballet, modern, and good old fashioned pole dancing is melded together during her routines that are fluid and ever changing. Sorry if the Cherry Bomb was your favorite, Dutchy never dances the same twice even if the customers have the same faces. Buying her a drink afterward is always appreciated especially if you tip the pretty bartender well.

  Elegance and Efficiency Perhaps... a sidekick in the future... Flirting and Fornication Fancy fish's flirting comes second nature, along with a sarcastic streak a mile wide. She's fairly easy to engage in conversation but one is not always going to be able to keep her attention unless something new is brought to the table and then she'll gladly listen with eager ears for hours. Just keep the coffee, beer, or cocktails flowing. Monogamy is not something she is suited for. Relationships at all rather are but a distant dream that one day she'll come to realize. For now, indulging in one night stands or friends with benefits are all Dutch needs to satisfy her lustful urges so no worries about this girl tying on any strings. Glitz and Glam

  Horses and Haylofts Intrigue and Investigation Lipstick and Lace

  Murder and Mayhem Novels and Naps Naturally needing new knowledge, Dutch must have been a feline in her former life since one can often find her curled up on pillows in the path of a sunbeam with several paperbacks and a bag of cherry licorice; devouring both without much thought to the world going on around her. Spare moments have her found gathering a new armload over at the local library or perusing the bins at used book stores. Pearls and Peculiarities
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• Special Skills

  Marine

  Land