Lanister

Whiskey

• Yesh dats me!

  • Name: Lanister
  • Gender: Male
  • Played by: CrescentNomad
  • Age: 32
  • Species: Human
  • Sub Species: Unknown
  • Height: 6'4"
  • Build: Buff, a bit husky around the middle
  • Skin color: Cloudy gray
  • Eye color: Neon green
  • Hair color: Brown
  • Likes: Drinking, gorgeous women, bar fights
  • Dislikes: Dull drinks, overly serious people, ants
  • Basic clothing: White shirt, sleeves rolled up, dusty trousers and worn black boots
  • Strange additions: Talking cowboy hat. What, doesn't everyone?!

• *hic* What?

  Yesh I can do that	I do that often	Ehh I 'unno...	Fug off wanker!
  Yesh I can do that Story driven RP Long term plots Whisper friendly Friendships 18+ OOC only Adult RP Consent	I do that often Sexual RP Minor Mutilation Romance/Love Hand to hand fist fights	Ehh I 'unno... Dice fights	Fug off wanker! Rape Pedophilia Anything generally UGH Death/severe mutilation OOC Drama OOC Love

• RULES OKAY?!

  Numero Uno: I am a nice person! Until assholes get involved. Yoooou know who you are. I am not here to be your cyber space punching bag, so trololo your ass the other direction and for God's sake SEEK HELP!
  
  Numero Dos: I don't do dice fights! I came from the old school turn based fight RP, and I don't intend to abandon that mindset. There is a reason I don't get into the arena in TGT. The most Lani will ever do is simple hand to hand bar fights. Either the punch lands or it doesn't, simple! No need to get numbers involved. I don't do auto hits so I expect the same courtesy from you!
  
  Numero...fuck this I ain't spanish!: I will try to play Lani as often as I can. But really he is more of a way to quell boredom when my main has nothing else better to do. So if I am not on him but you want RP, don't gripe gripe gripe at my main for him to come on. The only exception is if it is something storyline based he MUST be a part of. If it is just for casual RP, don't hound me.
  
  Number Four: You don't like me for reasons that make sense? Alright then, we part separate ways and that is where it ENDS! If you hold a grudge, that is not my problem. I try to solve OOC conflicts as best as I can for a decent ending. But if it's just not possible then oh well, that's that then. You don't have to RP with me and I don't have to RP with you. I am not interested in getting tangled in massive OOC wars that rival Vietnam in intensity, along with the 'he said she said' blabber.
  
  Number Five: If it sounds like a bad idea, then don't do it. That is the magic of choice!
  
  Number Six: Aaand finally, I am really a NICE PERSON! But I am also a NICE PERSON who has been scorned, burned, kicked, face smashed, bruised, traumatized, emotionally strained and BEATEN TO A BLOODY PULP one too many times over nonsensical shit. My patience has dropped to the danger zone for shenanigans and the people who cause them. I just want to RP just like about anyone else here, so lets keep it at that.