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I might just have one match
But I can make an explosion
- ~~The Basement~~ (played anonymously) || January 19 2018, 7:07pm
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- Eev (played anonymously) || December 28 2017, 8:24pm
  "Come for a visit, we will have a talk."
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- ~~Kaizer~~ (played by Sin-fonie) || November 20 2017, 3:51pm
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- ~~The Basement~~ (played anonymously) || November 16 2017, 11:04am
  "I did get maself this RPR thing, I want to be up to date!!
  Much love and hugs for my baby "
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- Return of the king(?)
  
  Oh god, there's more of them...
  
  Not only is there a party being hosted in welcome of the infamous Conradas elder and, god forbid, Marcello's thrice over widowed sister, Marlena, coming back after years away from the family to attend probably the biggest mafia gathering in recent british history, but Kaizer... has a brother. It's one thing to meet the vengeful, husband-murdering sibling of the man you're kind of in love with, but there's another long-lost older sibling coming pretty much tomorrow to crash the party per my request because I'm a shit-starter and everything revolves around me, we've made that pretty clear so far, what's new! Also, I'm screwed.
  
  Realizing everything you did in the morning kind of puts into some perspective things, amonst which: I sent the stranger on the internet my picture, then money for a plane ticket, then my adress and instead of making sure I impress all of my dream inlaws at the party, I'm bringing an indian man from Calcutta with broken english and a face way too similar to Kaizer's for comfort as my date.
  
  Could be worse. I don't know how! But hey, it wouldn't be the first time I thought I've reached rock bottom only for life to give me a big fat fucking shovel. Stay tuned or whatever...
  
  [Next day shenanigans]
  
  He's here and he's a sweetheart, almost like a cuter version of Kaizer, I guess, but also way, way huger. It's gonna be hell for my sewing plans for the poor guy. Not that he needs it to make Kai's heart drop down through his ass, I think he just has to show up and we're both real excited for it, but I'm just also excited about dressing him to the nines. Make him feel like a king, a little, cause he is: kind and talented, coming from nothing, a bit like Kai. Protective like him too.
  
  Am I about to have two older brothers? Fuck, I think I'm about to have two older brothers. Speaking of, this is gonna be hell to explain to mom and dad since in retrospect, it was probably the dumbest thing I've done, but joke's on them, it's the one with the best outcome. I mean, it's definitely him. He's got nudity in his blood, just like his baby brother.
  
  Table manners will be a bitch to teach to him. I've gotta teach him to use a towel when exiting the bathroom.
  
  Though giving Vincent a near heart attack was kind of worth it.
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Evan

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Return of the king(?)