Dan Burrow

Intro

• A drunk insane teleporting irish cyborg
• Heavy warning, Dan broke the fourth wall and wrote his own profile.

• Basic Info

  • Nicknames: The Traveler, Danny, "Stop, Ya Drunkard", Cap'n Booze. I'm specially proud of the last one
  • Race: Cyborg/former human
  • Class: Warrior/pilot, but I can be anything you want baby
  • Alignment: Chaotic neutral, or just me messing with everyone
  • Deity: Booze, because nihilism won't fill me heart nor me stomach
  • Age: 34, so yes I'm still a legitimate astronaut
  • Size: Normal by my standards
  • Body Type: Strong build, If I should say so myself
  • Height: 190 centimers, So I'm quite short actually compared with a giant
  • Weight: 90 kilo... Actually it's 96, I have put on some weight
  • Complexion: Rough, pale, true Irish I am
  • Hair: Ginger, again a true Irish I am
  • Eyes: Red lenses, Before I had beautifully murky green eyes
  • Handedness: Right, but who gives a shit, when your entire world is gne
  • Scars and missing bodyparts: I got scars all over my body. Most of them are on me torso, I give the explanation later
  • Relationship Status: Single, because no humans are left in my dimension
  • Personality: "Insanity manifested" Psycologists words before I melted his face.
  • Mannerisms: Kinda rude, yet lovable by own standards, so ladies of all races, here I am, the lovemachine of the universe.
  • Likes: Space, Battle, Booze, Helping...sometimes.
  • Dislikes: Being tied to one place, strawberry milkshakes. I hate strawberry milkshakes with a deep passion.
  • Sexuality: Does willing to bang anything with a hole count? So everythingsexual?
  • Missing Parts: I'm missing both my legs, my hand and my eyes plus an ear. Also got this sweet thing in my chest that makes it so that I can teleport. With the design of the chest implant, think Tony Stark. I also have had several organs replaced with mechanical ones. Like my liver, stomach, heart, a lung and my lower parts or as I would call them, Lover parts.

• What my deal is

  

  
  "The man is completly mad, and then still sane" These are words to discribe me.
  
  A little something to set the mood

• Connections

• Equipment and stuff

  Wiliam the gun: It's an old piece of firearm, the first I were granted after leaving Earth actually. It were granted by my friend, the notorious space pirate: Kadar. I received granted it because of my close friendship with the captain, and that I fought an entire squat of 7 raiders off Kadar with only a pipe. I named it after the stuffed teddy bear I had when I were little.
  
  My jacket: It's something that I hold dear, because it reminds me of Earth. Though Earth got nothing on this jacket. I modeled it after WW2 bomberjackets. The leather on it is from what is called a Twangar. The hide also acts like thick rubber, so it can withstand strong electric attacks. The fur is super insulating and highly ventilating. I don't even know where I found the fur.
  
  Gammelild: A 6 feet long zweihander that can shoot lightning bolts, so original and unique spin on the elemental fire blade or the katana as your sword even though you are goddamn european and have no justifications to have a goddamn katana... I achieved it by slaying a dragon on top of a flying platform. It were this awesome arcade in space were the things you achieved ingame, you receive. How it had a Zweihander in it's database, I don't know.

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• His powers

  Teleportation: I got the power of teleportation through interdimensionel radiation from when the Macguffin Empire destroyed Earth, and teleported away. I can jump dimensions, were I can also take people and objects as big as a cargoship with me. The way I teleports is Unique, ooh so original. I shatter like a window, turning into black glass, then my soul enters the Void, which is a ghostlike world looking like ours. In there, I can walk, run or fly to my desired location. When I have gotten to the location, my body materialises from the materials available.
  
  Scorching metal hand: I once got in spacejail. In there I got torturred by some idiot named Lewis, he cut my left ear off. The second time he were going to tortur me, I broke free from the table and like some bad and edgy fanfic, my hand were filled with burning rage. Melted the guys face off. Now the guy who writes me made it so I can use it whenever I want to, not just when I'm pissed. It can melt through solid steel like it were butter.
  
  Fourth wall breaking: Do you think that, when you're connected to all realities all at the same time, you're not going see through the shroud of walls? The window is broken, leaving only a hole for me to look through. Others think I'm crazy, but I see the truth. I see through the computer screen. The enviroment isn't anything but what is described, otherwise all and everything is white. Have you wandered the ever white plains of the net for days without seeing a single OC? It's tortur.

• Drawings from the community.

  

  His very own tarot card: The Fool. Made by Cacophony

  
  

  

  Great headshot by: TheRealRedHood

  
  

  https://imgur.com/VQDiykS

  It's a great shame that the picture tool wouldn't work on this great chibi by: Siolia

  
  

  

  A great Mcpaint were made by: spoodermanultra

  
  

  

  Got this great piece through an art trade with: MythicalBeast5

  
  

  

  Great headshot of dan by Purple_monkfish

  
  

  

  She were the first to get his eyes right, that makes me happy. Made by Ohermichi

  

  Wonderful head, simply gorgeous. It were made by the one and only Koobler

  

  Headshot by Psoliver good person.