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Here's a fun little idea.

Ever had a thought and afterward figured it would be really weird if taken out of context? Figured it might be humorous enough to share, but can never find a good opportunity? Why not here? Share all your funny out of context thoughts! Just make sure you comply with site rules and keep things clean and friendly!

Examples could be something like: "That's a suspiciously round doggo" or "Who is that? Their name kind of sounds like a medical drug".

I'll start, then...

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"What even is a 'tallboy' in this context?"

"I wonder what yak milk taste like."

"Belly breathing sounds like a scam somebody is trying to sell you."

"He responds to 'Temmie'!? Awww!!"
"Yeeeeeah it's the canned microwave!"

"How would a scope for a plastic toy gun be of any use to a surgeon?"

"Chocolate... Waffles. Cinnamon... Waffles."

"Life is bizarre, both in a bad and good way."

"What breed of numb-nuts did this?!?"

"Precious child, why do you hop into the abyss?" -more of a quote, but there were no people around to hear it

"All roads lead to Rome... Or well... The top of that big building, at any rate."

"I can't find any small hoes around. I'm short, I can't use a full size one to save my life."

😂😂 I love this one

Lol thanks! I was facing up the aisles at the supermarket I used to work at a d someone had made the Jell-O shelves into a checker pattern. Those things are impossible to stack too, so I stayed, like, three hours overtime just fixing that.

"why did you get an F"
"Because I had too much homework"
"BS that's not what I meant."
shocked face


(Sorry this one was my cousin not me, I don't understand it but she wanted me to put it down for her so I did. Below's mine)


"I wonder what chocolate milk taste's like."

"My head is just like... A A E~ A A E~ E E E E E E E E E E E E A~ over and over..."

"Okay, but what KIND of nails?"

"Oh, 'Don't Read This Book' is referring to a book that this book is about."

"Why's everything suddenly bastards again?" (A cuss.)

"This is what you'd get if instead of inklings, everyone was just Sonic with a different haircut."

"Don't blame me, I'm squatting as fast as I can!"

"Tiny stakes. For tiny vampires."

"Just lemme... beatbox my way out of here..."

"Four minutes...? That's barely long enough to exfoliate."

"And it took twelve...ty minutes. Yep. Twelvety. That's a number. Mhm."