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Well, it was attempted.

we'll get em another time

I got distracted with looking up images of jellyfish sorry

idk why there was a siphonophore in my jellyfish images but I'm ok with it

Critical hit! "I know something you don't know," says SoulHeart57. Gila Dragon looks quizzical. "I am not left-handed," explains SoulHeart57. SoulHeart57 switches her rapier to the other hand in one fluid motion and scores a devastating strike on Gila Dragon.
SoulHeart57 rolled 1d8 and got a natural 7. After the modifier of +2 from gear, got 9 Because it's a crit, that damage is multiplied by 2
SoulHeart57 does 18 damage to Gila Dragon
Gila Dragon rolled 1d20 and got a natural 13. After the modifier of +2, got 15 vs. SoulHeart57's AC of 15
Gila Dragon mauls SoulHeart57.
Gila Dragon rolled 3d10 and got 20.
Gila Dragon does 20 damage to SoulHeart57.

I don’t think the dragon liked my fun fact lol😂

It's a Princess Bride reference.

Oh noooo, the boss looks so beaten up again, I always feel so sorry for them when I see how injured they are, no matter that I beat them up as well as much as I could double standards much oopsie

I knowwwwww. T_T

I can help for one or two hits with the red rider :’D

And I've known this was coming for daaaaaaays...

Never watched that, so i would not get that reference.

Think more time is needed to heal up before another attempt on the red rider is worth it...

there should be a final form of the bosses that is just them running away and us throwing money at them so they can get an uber and start a new life somewhere else

The Princess Bride is worth seeing. It's extremely quotable.

Again, it took people making a petition to Kim to change things so we rescued the first boss.

And sent them to a dragon ranch for rehabilitation.

Kim likes to see us suffer and force our hand to kill the beast 💀