Forums » Smalltalk » Things you shouldn't do to your room mate

1. put a goat in their room and take thy glasses. We went on vacation to my grand mother's farm . I put a goat in her room and took her glasses . so all she saw was a pair of eyes staring at her.

2. replace shampoo with green hair dye

3. break the caps lock

4. proceed to put yaoi on your roommate computer and give it to her parents

5. attempt to tell her crazy glue is tooth paste

you really put this up ? that goat thing was mean . how would you like it if i did that to you . I mean in the middle of the night who wants to wake up to that. i thought it was a ghost chewing on grass.

crazy glue may be blind but ain't that blind with out my glasses.

but thats okay i replaced the milk with lemon juice and put ghost chilli pepper flakes in her oatmeal

Again things you shouldn't do to your roommate . Those things are just as mean.

I do apologize forposting it ,but I thought it was funny.

Haha. Im glad I don't have a roommate.

I about died reading this haha. Least there isn't a day without some sort of entertainment.

Anyone would hate to be my roommate O.O

I've had roommates. I have housemates now, folks that I actually chose to live with, but I had roommates assigned early on in college. The second set were pretty cool. The first set was unpleasant. Never had to deal much with pranks, though.

As long as your not that a crazy roommate from the movie "The Roommate" I think Id be okay. lol

you should be ashley, but sometimes having a roommate is a ball . she went out and bought a frozen chicken ,and placed it in my bed . i went to lay down and yeah can you picture it. it was wet and meaty i poked it and squeezed it . the lights where out , i had no idea. i went to turn the lights on and here was a whole chicken just laying there. no bag , no anything . i washed my sheets a couple of time.

so i got a live one built it a nest and placed it in hers. it laid an egg .

she was surprised, i know i was suppose to be mad, but you can't help but laugh about a chicken clucking cocking it's head. she laughed hard after the surprise ended.
my uncle owns a farm close by. i'm surprised we haven't been kicked out yet .

LMFAO!!! Oh my god. You are awesome. I would so love to be friends with your guys, minus the pranks. I couldn't deal with the pranks. Haha.

that's okay most people wouldn't do what we do to each other . so it is completely understandable but hey if you want to be friends thats cool no pranks for you .

OMG! You guys are just evil to each other! I love it! Never be a roommate to either of you, but I do love it!

I remember that there was a couple that'd prank each other all the time and post it on YouTube. In one of the pranks, he proposed to her, and all her rage turned into a happy dance and bragging.

not really forsaken they would hate to be ours , probably more then yours . could you image waking up to some strange animal looking at you while your hand is in a hot bowl of water. and a strange man or woman wearing a wedding ring claiming to be your wife or husband. lol i know this has happened to me i got so trashed i didn't remember the night before. i vowed never to do it again. do you know how relieved i was to find out it was a prank. the kicker was we were in los vegas.
i was pretty hung over and couldn't tell what was what.

the strange animal happened to be a drawing of a cat with the eyes that pop out at you and it's tongue like stopped right before my head so when i woke up i thought i was in wonderland.

sweat drop. i kicked her off she was to busy giggling , she told me to come check this out . while she was on here . yeah we are evil that's only because we respect each other.

except for vegas that was her boyfriends idea not mine. i stayed clear from that and hit the breakfast bar .

anyway i got paid back for that...

it involved pretend luchadors and a other freaking animal. she got her brother, her father , both of her uncles to dress in lunchador costumes and chase me around the freaken yard in to a pig pin. it was a mass of men wearing bright pink and yellow tights and masks just chargeing at me. i ran
i hate pink,

That confirms it. Definitely evil, but twisted to boot. Truly twisted. And if I have nightmares tonight of men running about wearing bright pink and yellow tights and masks...I...blame...you!

yeah image how it was for me . i apologize sylvermyste have good dreams . ok

You have my deepest sympathy...lol

thank you ... but don't feel to sorry i did get her back . i will leave it up to her to tell you

Crazy stuffs, just craaaaazy stuffs!

i hate the movie elf so her getting me back for that. was to pay her friend sufferwar, not using really names. to dress like an elf in santa's workshop. he's really gothic. .. so there was this elf crow style knocking at my door demanding i let him in. lol i mean i couldn't think i didn't know rather to hug him... or run screaming. but she wasn't done there no she got her brother to play an axe happy santa clause.


i was terrified running form santa and elf .... it was the middle of july to. they kept saying how i would make good reindeer meat.