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Rite Here Rite Now, for the third time.
how to train your dragon 2, after watching the first one
good still
plan on watching the 3rd later
I just had a little halloween movie party with some friends, and I saw Scream for the first time. I kinda knew the plot and everything but it still was an interesting movie.
Binged a whole day of horror movies on Halloween's eve.
Spoiler alert: I don't live in the US.

V/H/S Beyond; as it pains me to say since I love the the VHS movies, was horribly forgettable and yawn inducing save for the very first skit, and even then the audio mixing (Something I find extremely important in shootout scenes) was very, very underwhelming.

Smile; I don't think I'll ever watch this again. And not because it was a bad experience. Weirdly cathartic when you're depressed, if you're emotionally masochistic like I am.

Alien Romulus; This is quite literally, with no exaggeration whatsoever, everything an Alien fan has been waiting since the very 90s. It lacked atmosphere in some departments for me, and it has lots of fan service, but I loved it. I absolutely loved it. I recommend anyone to go watch that.
Last movie I saw was Virtuosity (1995) which I watched again at home last night for Russell Crowevember. It's an extremely 90s cornball scifi action movie that somehow managed to get two of the best actors to ever do the job in it. (Denzel Washington is the lead, Russell Crowe is the villain.)

The last movie I saw that I hadn't seen before though was Conclave (2024), which was far more intense and engaging than a movie about a bunch of old men sitting around voting on Pope should have been. Perfectly executed and has an incredible performance by Ralph Fiennes.
Spiderman: Acrossed the Spiderverse. My kiddo is obsessed so ive seen it so many time. But its so good 🤣
Bedtime Stories
War of the Rohirrim. Made a day of it Saturday and went into the city and had a lovely lunch at The Cantina before heading over to the IMAX theatre for an afternoon showing. The movie is a Middle-earth tale taken from a couple pages from Appendix A in the Lord of the Rings book 'Return of the King'.
Specifically, from The House of Eorl
‘Of the Kings of the Mark between Eorl and Théoden most is
said of Helm Hammerhand. He was a grim man of great
strength. There was at that time a man named Freca, who
claimed descent from King Fréawine, though he had, men said,
much Dunlendish blood, and was dark-haired. He grew rich and
powerful, having wide lands on either side of the Adorn. Near
its source he made himself a stronghold and paid little heed to
the king. Helm mistrusted him, but called him to his councils;
and he came when it pleased him.
‘To one of these councils Freca rode with many men, and he
asked the hand of Helm’s daughter for his son Wulf. But Helm
said: ‘‘You have grown big since you were last here; but it is
mostly fat, I guess’’; and men laughed at that, for Freca was wide
in the belt.
‘Then Freca fell in a rage and reviled the king, and said this
at the last: ‘‘Old kings that refuse a proffered staff may fall on
their knees.’’ Helm answered: ‘‘Come! The marriage of your son
is a trifle. Let Helm and Freca deal with it later. Meanwhile the
king and his council have matters of moment to consider.’’
‘When the council was over, Helm stood up and laid his great
hand on Freca’s shoulder, saying: ‘‘The king does not permit
brawls in his house, but men are freer outside’’; and he forced
Freca to walk before him out from Edoras into the field. To
Freca’s men that came up he said: ‘‘Be off ! We need no hearers.
We are going to speak of a private matter alone. Go and talk to
my men!’’ And they looked and saw that the king’s men and his
friends far outnumbered them, and they drew back.
‘ ‘‘Now, Dunlending,’’ said the king, ‘‘you have only Helm to
deal with, alone and unarmed. But you have said much already,
and it is my turn to speak. Freca, your folly has grown with your
belly. You talk of a staff ! If Helm dislikes a crooked staff that
is thrust on him, he breaks it. So!’’ With that he smote Freca
such a blow with his fist that he fell back stunned, and died soon
after.
‘Helm then proclaimed Freca’s son and near kin the king’s
enemies; and they fled, for at once Helm sent many men riding
to the west marches.’

Four years later (2758) great troubles came to Rohan, and no
help could be sent from Gondor, for three fleets of the Corsairs
attacked it and there was war on all its coasts. At the same time
Rohan was again invaded from the East, and the Dunlendings
seeing their chance came over the Isen and down from Isengard.
It was soon known that Wulf was their leader. They were in
great force, for they were joined by enemies of Gondor that
landed in the mouths of Lefnui and Isen.
The Rohirrim were defeated and their land was overrun; and
those who were not slain or enslaved fled to the dales of the
mountains. Helm was driven back with great loss from the
Crossings of Isen and took refuge in the Hornburg and the ravine
behind (which was after known as Helm’s Deep). There he was
besieged. Wulf took Edoras and sat in Meduseld and called
himself king. There Haleth Helm’s son fell, last of all, defending
the doors.
‘Soon afterwards the Long Winter began, and Rohan lay
under snow for nearly five months (November to March, 2758–
9). Both the Rohirrim and their foes suffered grievously in the
cold, and in the dearth that lasted longer. In Helm’s Deep there
was a great hunger after Yule; and being in despair, against the
king’s counsel, Háma his younger son led men out on a sortie
and foray, but they were lost in the snow. Helm grew fierce and
gaunt for famine and grief; and the dread of him alone was worth
many men in the defence of the Burg. He would go out by
himself, clad in white, and stalk like a snow-troll into the camps
of his enemies, and slay many men with his hands. It was believed
that if he bore no weapon no weapon would bite on him. The
Dunlendings said that if he could find no food he ate men. That
tale lasted long in Dunland. Helm had a great horn, and soon it
was marked that before he sallied forth he would blow a blast
upon it that echoed in the Deep; and then so great a fear fell on
his enemies that instead of gathering to take him or kill him they
fled away down the Coomb.
‘One night men heard the horn blowing, but Helm did not
return. In the morning there came a sun-gleam, the first for long
days, and they saw a white figure standing still on the Dike,
alone, for none of the Dunlendings dared come near. There
stood Helm, dead as a stone, but his knees were unbent. Yet
men said that the horn was still heard at times in the Deep and
the wraith of Helm would walk among the foes of Rohan and
kill men with fear.
‘Soon after the winter broke. Then Fréaláf, son of Hild, Helm’s
sister, came down out of Dunharrow, to which many had fled;
and with a small company of desperate men he surprised Wulf
in Meduseld and slew him, and regained Edoras. There were
great floods after the snows, and the vale of Entwash became a
vast fen. The Eastern invaders perished or withdrew; and there
came help at last from Gondor, by the roads both east and
west of the mountains. Before the year (2759) was ended the
Dunlendings were driven out, even from Isengard; and then
Fréaláf became king.
‘Helm was brought from the Hornburg and laid in the ninth
mound. Ever after the white simbelmynë grew there most thickly,
so that the mound seemed to be snow-clad. When Fréaláf died
a new line of mounds was begun.’

From those two pages, an anime movie was made. The main protagonist in the movie is Haleth and Háma's younger unnamed sister. Tolkien mentions that Helm had two sons and a daughter, but she remained unnamed and nothing more was mentioned of her after the marriage proposal. So the movie took this unnamed daughter and called her Héra and wrote a story about her set within the story from the appendix.

My initial review of the movie - (spoilers)

War of the Rohirrim managed to keep their crayons pretty much inside the canonical lines of the couple pages of Appendix A that covers Helm Hammerhand and family. It handled fairly the major characters of the story... Helm, even though they turned the initial aggressor around; the brothers Haleth and Háma, cousin Fréaláf, Freca, who was made out to start the fight with Helm; and Wulf ... though despite a fair start for Wulf; he was soon reduced to a rage-boy edge-lord who wouldn't listen to General Targg (a movie OC), his older, wiser advisor and chief commander (I will give credit to him for organizing the alliances between the all Dunlending hill-clans, and the Haradrim).

The added little bits of development to some of the characters were different than how I see them, but this is PJ Boyens and co backing the project. Háma for instance was a bard, which I liked as a character-trait addition, and he seemed more culturally immersed than Haleth, his big brother and heir to the throne. It sort of had that Boromir/Faramir relationship vibe between them sans the hateful father bit. Helm loved all his children. Háma does get shortchanged with his capture and death I thought.

The depiction of 'the long winter' was good, and I liked what they did in portraying the Hornburg. The Eagles were a nice touch as well... it wasn't too far-fetched from PJ's Tolkien world. I worried the whole 'wraith' concept that was mentioned in the trailer would be a bone of contention, but it worked. He was only thought of as a wraith by the Dunlendings when he raided their camps in the snowy frozen nights. As far as Saruman goes, you see all there is in the Japanese trailer. They used a line spoken by Christopher Lee from his filmings decades earlier, and it was well done.

The story gets a bit reachy with the introduction of the Southrons and the Mûmakil. Outside of a question being asked "What are Southrons doing this far north?". There is no mention of how they got that far north, or how they managed to become allies with Wulf, etc. They just kind of 'appear' with Wulf's army of Dunlending hill-clans.

The animation was good for the most part. There were few noticeable flaws that shown through. The worst one of note was a dancing Mûmakil in the background during Wulf's attack on Edoras. It was more a nitpicky thing, and may have been amplified by my watching it at IMAX. Then again, maybe it was a hat-tip to Ralph Bakshi and his Lord of the Rings animated project of 1978? Who knows.

Ok, Héra... they had a blank slate to turn Helm's 'unnamed daughter' and youngest child into a good deep character... and this is what they came up with? No serious complaints on my part really. She just seemed ... flat ... two-dimensional. She was the primary character of the movie, and she portrays the part well for the most part, but I think there could have been... more ... to her.

The movie starts out with her riding free in the mountains and communing with eagles, and she has the whole cliché 'rebellious young daughter' vibe coming in to Edoras. She gets along with her brothers, and of course she is 'protected' and the whole Éowynesque 'I can fight' when not allowed to go to war by the king thing going on. Héra is central to the movie's storyline all through, yet I had a hard time feeling anything for her. Some of the minor characters had deeper development. She is just ... so perfect from start to finish, with little to no emotion or character development or flaws. She fits the definition, even if she is more 'girl' then 'boss'. At the end, she seemed to not really be bothered much by the death of her father and brothers. She just ... rode away happy onto some adventure and that was the end of it. No real major complaints; just seemed there should have been ... more. More feeling and depth to her since she was their central major protagonist original character of the movie.

As for the whole Order of the Shieldmaidens thing mentioned in the movie, it was just a loose string they hung on the wall. It didn't really come into play in the story other than alluding to Héra's maid having been a 'shieldmaiden'. Alqualisse developed a concept of a Rhovanion/Rohirrim Order of the Shieldmaidens from a roleplay-turned-fanfic starting in 2011. Also, they mapped the look of Héra to an original character 'Freja Fireborn' that was created in 2015 or earlier.
Spirited Away. A classic movie from Hayao Miyazaki and an oldie. But I still recommend it to anyone that enjoys a fish-out-of-water story that encourages one to build inner strength and fortitude to overcome the numerous challenges ahead, along with the beautiful hand-crafted animations and subtleties in each frame made by Studio Ghibli.

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