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Self explanatory, each person writes a small chunk of a plot. It has to be silly, you may only read what the last comment to base your comment on. You cannot base it off of a comment elsewhere on that page or on another page. Maximum 1 paragraph or 3-6 full sentences.

It was a cold and rainy Tuesday and you have just returned home to see the rage in your mom's eyes. She scolds you to do your chores from the living room as you walk past. You sit down at your desk, open your laptop and type in the words...

'Mom is SOO totally lame. She keeps annoying me about "doing chores" and "taking responsibility".' Your computerized journal offers no solace though, and so you...

Make a bowl of ice cream and resume surfing the internet, eventually coming upon a website named "RPRepository." You do a once over and decide to try it, making your username.....

"JohnDoe," you write in your password and start up. You've had a few ideas rattling around in your head for some time, and it felt good to write it all down and save it, a rough draft at best. Your Mom yells at you again, and when you fail to answer she walks over and sees you on your laptop. She threatens to take away your laptop until you finish your chores, so you...

So you throw off your socks and toss them at your mom. Then, you run out the door screaming "PILLS HERE! PILLS HERE! PILLS HERE! PILLS HERE! PILLS HERE! PILLS HERE!"

The police then figure you must be some sort of crazy drug dealer, and promptly arrest you. You're not alone when you're brought to the holding cell, and so you meet...

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*eeerps, see below*

The Supreme Lord of Honey Badgers! He hands you a rattlesnake as he pulls out a pressure detonator from inside his trench coat. "No time to explain!" he says as his sharply clawed digit mashes down upon the button. Everything goes black: slowly, you come to and realize...

that the Lord of Honey Badgers is putting you through a test of difficult puzzles. The first puzzle is to put the cylinder in the right slot. Do you put it in the square slot, the circular slot, or the triangular slot? The lord says "Choose wisely, mortal. For a wrong answer will lead to punishment." What do you do?

Being the rebel that you are, you place the cylinder into the square hole - or at least, you try to. It doesn't fit, of course. The Lord of the Honey Badgers looks upon you with... dissatisfaction. "No!" he booms. "And for your failure, you must be punished!"

"For ONE MONTH each time you are subjected to an internet meme, you will permanently lose a brain cell. You will also have 'Let it Go' stuck in your head for ETERNITY." The Supreme Lord of Honey Badgers bellows.
These are harsh and certainly cruel punishments so then you decide to...

...pull out the rattlesnake the Supreme Lord of Honey Badgers gave you earlier. As it was common knowledge, badgers love to devour them. You wiggle it around in the air, as if to bargain a less harmful punishment or, better yet, freedom. The Lord trembles, the reptile was so tantalizing and tempting, but he needed to do his duty. Fortunately, he gives into the pressure and...

The Lord Badgers yells "What do ye want for it then, KNAVE?!", you then yell at the top of your lungs "FREEEEEEdom!". The Lord of Honey Badgers walks over and snatches the snake out of your hands, and presses a BIG RED BUTTON, you then black out. You reawaken to find the facility completely blown up, with a gray hoop at your side. The End... OR IS IT?!?! You then...

... Don the ceremonial garb of your greatest ancestor and begin your quest to hunt down the Badger. A realization snaps into your mind: The badger could have read your thoughts. Rage seeps into body, and you bound to your feet. As fast as your legs can carry you, you try to make your way home only to discover...

that the house is on fire and there is an old woman standing on the front lawn, giggling as your mom runs out of the house, coughing roughly. There is also a chicken you've never seen before that is sitting on the lawn in front of you. The old lady turns around and giggles maniacally at you then looses her teeth and they fall on the ground. You walked over to her and...

...Clean her clock. Meaning you punch granny right in the mouth. She needs to be taught a lesson about how to properly set fires, as her technique needs more work. She falls and you began hitting her with the chicken. Ba-Bawk, Grandma! Onlookers stare at you nervously until someone decided to approach you. It's...

GabeN himself! He said you done such a great job at cleaning the old lady's MOUTH by punching her in the face, that he will finally release Half-Life 3, not that it actually matters. Then a flock of pootis birds wisk you away to the land of Volvo. You can see the magnificence of spycrabs and pyrosharks going through their daily lives. You then see a portal to New Pootisland appear. You then...

(I think I got too weird on this one.)

...Step into the portal, but as it closes, you notice that a giant volcano is about to erupt nearby. Your only means of escape is an inflatable raft that's partially flat and a raging river behind you. Taking the risk (and a deep breath), you start to blow into the tube as the lava starts bubbling over, oozing dangerously close to the river's edge. At the last minute, you then notice there's a hole in the raft; no wonder it wouldn't take much air! But then you...

...decide to throw the graft in the Volcano hopping to suffice the Volcano Gods, but sadly your horrible "plan" failed. A voice from the Volcano can be heard yelling "Try harder!" when suddenly and abruptly you decide to jump into the lava (yes, you read that right)! As falling to your soon impending death because of your stupidity of listening to a "Volcano God" you suddenly disappear right out of the sky through teleportation to...

A weird land the supernaturals’ called Pakadia ( PUH- Cay Dee Uh) when you went through the mortal that was hidden in the lava you hit your head. For some reason Let It Go starts going on in your head and you say,” Dumb Honey badger dude.” You get up and see a sword pointed at you. A man who looked in his mid 20s said,” Whered ya come from..?” You answered saying...