RPR, what... what is this?

Libertine Topic Starter

Update:
The "Sensual Seinfeld" portrait is inescapable. Since I investigated it, it haunts every character page that I visit.
I have brought a curse upon myself.

Libertine Topic Starter

Sanne Moderator

[EYEBROW WIGGLING INTENSIFIES]

Sanne Moderator

Diavolry

Libertine wrote:

Update:
The "Sensual Seinfeld" portrait is inescapable. Since I investigated it, it haunts every character page that I visit.
I have brought a curse upon myself.

Perhaps the ghost of George Costanza is trying to tell you something.

Hear that?

"I was handcuffed to the bed, in my underwear, where I remained for […] She certainly seemed interested in me and though she was attractive, she was also in fact, a Nazi […] The water I had been swimming in was very cold and when I dropped the towel there had been significant shrinkage […] Her parents were looking at me. So there I was, with a marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole […] In closing, these stories have not been embellished because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man. Thank you."

"Oh, also: my fiancée died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out. Thanks again."