"Welcome in, dear traveler!" Altiuiri said, their massive form looking down at the camera. "I am Altiuiri, your future god... Buuut I have fallen on hard times financially... So I started this side job."
"Welcome to the Dragon's Rest Coffee Shop, where contrary to the name, a dragon cannot rest as they would be far too cramped. Come in and drink a cup of espresso, or macchiato, or... Whatever it is your mortals partake in to energize your feeble bodies. You want it? We can probably serve. And no, we did NOT rip off that one coffee shop's... What was it called again? Starred Buck...? Anyways, we did NOT copy their menu - and any similarities no matter how big or menu covering are merely a coincidence on a scale your feeble hairless ape brains cannot handle."
"And now I shall demo one of our products! Our signature 'Colded Brew'!" Altiuiri said, taking a small sip with a shudder. "M-mmm! Y-yummy...!" They added, visibly shaking.
"Welcome to the Dragon's Rest Coffee Shop, where contrary to the name, a dragon cannot rest as they would be far too cramped. Come in and drink a cup of espresso, or macchiato, or... Whatever it is your mortals partake in to energize your feeble bodies. You want it? We can probably serve. And no, we did NOT rip off that one coffee shop's... What was it called again? Starred Buck...? Anyways, we did NOT copy their menu - and any similarities no matter how big or menu covering are merely a coincidence on a scale your feeble hairless ape brains cannot handle."
"And now I shall demo one of our products! Our signature 'Colded Brew'!" Altiuiri said, taking a small sip with a shudder. "M-mmm! Y-yummy...!" They added, visibly shaking.
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