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[tapping a microphone] Is this thing on...? Oh, there we are. Ahem.

Good afternoon, members of the Roleplay Repository. Are you enjoying the first of the month?

Hmm-mm, well, perhaps you were until those nasty little bouts of status effects kicked in, huh? I...may have had something to do with that (not that it's any of your business).

Fortunately for you it appears you all have an ample supply of cures on hand, isn't that right? How lucky for you.

Let's hope they last, for your sake. Hehe...haha...haaa...

I've already been poisoned and flipped upside-down. *shakes fist*

Oddly I have a new magic item called the X Button... it gets rid of any and all status effects instantly and it never goes away

Are you certain about that, Chris? Perhaps you've just been lucky enough not to get hit again. Tch, mortals, always so terribly smug and full of themselves in their 'victories'.

The X button works great! And I am no mortal! I am...Mortaler...then ....uhhh,,,,, I'm not helping my own case So I will...be over in a corner...thinking over my life

Fair enough that the site can't hurt you if you close it, but... why would you want to do that?

Good boy.

...as for you, ma'am, if we aren't losing matters in textual translation, you're one of those oddities actually enjoying the day. Man, your lot are bizarre. I should've asked the chemists to come up with something a little nastier. Hrmph.

Oh, all the poison and tumbling over is causing me such great woe, but I just can't bear to simply abandon RPR!

YOU POISONED MY SLURPIE?!

You son of A--
No one poisons my sweeties and lives. NO ONE.
Next thing you'll be replacing chocolate chips with RAISINS, in mah COOKIES!
THIS IS WAR!!!

...as soon as I'm done wif mah slurpie.

H-mm? What, this is still going on? ...man, right in the middle of a decent meal, too. [sounds of a napkin being rustled]

I didn't directly poison anything. I simply initiated it through a series of favors. Unpleasant, bloody favors. If it makes you all feel better, I've been getting hit by a stray status effect or two myself. Hmph. There, content now?

EYE am watches j00.
Yes, as you eat.
No don't look or you'll get boinked. But if you don't look...
Also, don't eat the desert. It looked at me funny.