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Laundromat is into the 500s!

400s!

LAUNDROMAT

300s!!!

This baby can hold so many socks

We now bring you live to this tea break in the laundromat, while everyone waits another minute for stamina to recharge and the battle to resume-

Lander Assembly Plant almost does 27 damage to Kim, but Kim's Winona the Walrus flops heroically in the way, absorbing 11 (1d12) damage. Lander Assembly Plant does 16 damage to Kim.
Kim is injured and forced to retreat from battle!

Nice try sweetie

Less than 100!

That thing just did three critical hits in a row to me.

IT'S DOWN!

Kablooie.

We can... probably open blue this hour if we really awnted?

*pulls a single sock out of the wreckage*

I don't know if I have enough HP for that - the hat shortage is real.

...

*goes to check item numbers*

IF IT WAS JUST WHAT WAS ALREADY IN ORBIT, IT WOULDN'T HAVE LARGER ITEM NUMBERS THAN STUFF GENERATED THIS YEAR.

...would it?

...

It actually might, huh? Is the number assigned when the item spawns in the database or in a user's possession?

user's possession!

Dang. I really have no way to truly prove it.

I only have 5 HP so it will be a while before I can help work on the drones.

Is anyone standing to hit this guy? https://www.rprepository.com/events/epicweek/monster/7422

*ineffectually drops her honor blade while the drone puts new holes in her*