I'm telling this story fresh out the shower..
Had to put this here..
So, of course it was like any other shower, didn't have my brush so I couldn't sing, throw your hair back, comb fingers through your hair like you would see on some movie, raising the water bill, all that good stuff.. The last thing you want to see is a roach perched up on that shower curtain bar.
I wondered how this thing even got into my house. It takes a very skilled roach to get past my dad. Now I don't have a roach-phobia so I didn't freak out, but just the look on that thing's face. If he were a human I bet you he'd look like this..
For a moment I didn't even know if he was alive. His antennas weren't moving, didn't crawl, didn't twitch, nothing.. He was simply steaking me out, probably sizing me up. I didn't care, he was a roach for God's sake besides I had already decided that I'd kill him when got out, dried up, and got my WoW armor on. Now I know it may be weird talking to a roach, but you go a long way to protect yourself. I made a deal with this thing. As long as he's up there and I'm down here we're good.. This deal only lasted for like two minutes. I didn't even get to conditioning my hair yet. He moved- I froze and we had a little staring showdown. I don't know if roaches like to attack people, but I know Pervy Roach (by then a named him) wasn't just jumping in my general direction just to jump. So, we went at it Avatar style.
Eventually the fight moved outside of the shower and soon I found a vantage point.
He fell off the curtain,
I picked up the carpet,
he landed on the floor,
I threw it on him and stomped until I heard what I wanted to hear.
Pop. He's dead.
Victorious.
I picked up the carpet,
he landed on the floor,
I threw it on him and stomped until I heard what I wanted to hear.
Pop. He's dead.
Victorious.
Of course I dishonored his body and left him under there for my dog to dig up and find.
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