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So, you think I'm a tease? You think I would do such a thing? YOU ARE WRONG, KIM. WRONG WRONGITY WRONG-WRONG.

Ms. Kim Imadeupamiddlename Ialsomadeupalastname, it is with a heart swollen with joy that I ask for your hand in eMarriage. Here, in front of the whole of the RPR community. Will you be my eWife?

YEAH! YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT I DID IT!! WUT NOW?!

Oh, also, here ya go.

Do you get half of RPR in case of eDivorce? X)

No. I would never think of that!




...my lawyer isn't good enough to swing that

Oh I can't WAIT to see the response on this...

I AWAIT PATIENTLY

Oh Andryn! I'm sorry I ever doubted, you, my sweet! This moment is even better than I pictured!

There's only a single thing that could make this moment more perfect, more radiant, more effervescent with wonder...

Take my hand, look into my eyes... and double dog dare me, baby. Rawr.

I double- no, TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU to eMarry me in front of RPR in a gigantic ceremony in front of all of RPR! DUZ IT.

LOOK OUT, THIS IS WHAT SHE'S PLANNING TO DO!

This is the most confusing, yet entertaining thing I have ever seen

You think this is nuts? Wait until you see the ceremony.

I'm thinking we ride out of the church on burros.

When's the date?

...I dunno? Isn't that usually a bridal... thingy...?

Not so fast Andryn!

Kim's heart will not be won so easily. I challenge you!

*rips his gloves off and throws them to the floor*

We will settle this as they did in the days of old!

*hand goes to his belt*

As men!

*draws his bag of dice*

The prize! Kim's hand in emarriage.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HECK NAW, DARTH. YOU AIN'T GONNA TAKE MAH WOMAN.

...lower is better, right?

GASP! HOW DID YOU KNOW I CAN'T RESIST A NATURAL 20?!

IT IS ANYONE'S GAME NOW!

r-rr-r-rrrr-r-r-rrr-REROLL

....this game is rigged.

A 20?

Rematch!

FARKLE