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It is useless to resist the power of the dark side

MYSIDE'SDARKER

son of a BUMBLEBEE

You have much to learn.

Oh yeah?! Well you have much to... to... un... learn...

....stupid dice.

OH

OH.

WHAT NOW?!

Bah!

*SWOON* MY HERO!

I AM VICTORIOUS

Now we up the stakes

WHAT? WHAT?! YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE THE RULES!

What say you, Kim. A natural 100?

Kim. Kim... I may fought for you, fought hard and valiantly for your hand. I professed my undying affections. I don't know if I can achieve a nat100. All I can offer you is the love in my heart, and if necessary, some excess love I store in my kidney.

A natural 100 though, think about that, Kim. It's five times the 20 you cannot resist

We could be here all day! All week! I've got a wedding to plan!

...Although I suppose if someone managed it it WOULD be very impressive. Perhaps even disruptive?

Now Andryn, about the flowers for the ceremony, do you think we should have bomb flowers or fire flowers?

Fire Flowers, obviously. More personal, and they last much longer.

Darling, have you considered the burros?

I would go with bomb flowers myself.

They help the wedding go off with a real bang

That is an excellent choice. I just worry that if there's some kind of avalanche in the cathedral, we'd be more able to escape if we had something like this...



Do you think I'm overdoing it?

Hmmm...

...rhinos for us, burros for the bridesmaids and groomsmen.