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"Yeah I know, that's how Bearon's greet ladies for some reason. But that's not how it works for them. Or alot of other aliens. On top of that she more than likely doesn't know that roaring at a lady is respectful in your culture. K'zayls only just got Space flight, and that was through interference from the Greys."Rehhie explained. "And I'd kick her off the ship, but She's a Warrior Queen. Those chics are like, the gods of their tribes. They're always at the head of attacks, from what I've been told, and they are usually the most gauranteed people to survive a war. You told me you weren't a fighter, and I have no formal training in a fighting style outside of a little boxing. She's been fighting wars for possibly centuries. And fi she's a Warrior Queen, two bums on a run down space ship ain't gonna be getting her off the ship. K'zayls are very stubborn. She won't leave until she gets what she wants. For now she can stay in the armory. Plus having her around might be a bit helpful in catching the Gangster I'm after. Not too many aliens can lift over five times their weight after all."Reggie added. "So for now, let's just put up with her for as long as we can."

"Should we just abandon the ship?" Icias had no idea what was going on. To him this woman sounded like more of an infestation problem then a warmly welcomed house guest. "Or maybe you can use a gun or something?" Icias scratched the back of his head, he didn't really have a solution for there current problem. Would they really have to travel with this man hating, people eatting, warrior princess of God knows where. This was a rather annoying situation that these two found themselves in, "females of other races are scary."

"Oh dude, you have no idea. The K'zayl are an all female race."Reggie said. "Like I said, She'll be gone once she's got what she wants."Reggie said. "Y'know... I should've asked what she was wanting..... Be right back."Reggie said, quickly returning to the room where Sarkaras was. Sarkaras was fiddling around with one of the multiple trinkets Reggie had in the pilot's area."Uh, hey. Why were you wanting my ship again?"Reggie asked. "To go to Gerob."Sarkaras replied. "For?"Reggie asked. "To kill Mor'ybb. He's the reason I have been dis honored, and why I have been banished from my home world."Sarkaras responded, still fiddling with the device.

"I really am sorry but we can't go all the way to that system," Icias said, thinking of the ignition couplet they may as well just toss the keys out of the ship now. "That's all the way across the Galaxy, not kinda far, not like a few hours, like a week in hyper speed!" The true facts were that Reggie's ship couldn't make a jump like that, especially with the oversized couplet. "With the size and model of Reggie's ship we will have to do the trip in two day intervals... It'll take us two or and a half weeks to get there! And that's the best case scenario."

"Oh no, it's not the Gerob system, there's a city on the planet called Gerob."Reggie explained. "See?"He said holding up his phone which had holographic image of the planet, and Gerob's locaion highlighted. "I... I probably shouldn't have said that."Reggie said before face palming.

"I know," Icias wasnt a navigator but he and his brother had gotten most of their ship parts brought in from Gerob, it was on the planet Ossyro in the Ether system. "Ossyro will take us about two weeks to get to from her bud. We can't make it that far with out at least three charging breaks..." Each would take a few hours, maybe a few days. Not to mention that they still could just shut down at any point in time. "Let's take another quest Reggie," Icias tried to be as kind and not threatening as he could, "So mam," trying to have more balls then the Viking, "we aren't going to be able to make it to your friend, your revenge lies elsewhere..."

Sarkaras growled. "You WILL take me to Gerob! And you WILL do it IMMEDIATELY or by the Goddesses I will skin you both and drive myself there!"Sarkaras snarled.

The word drive was no exactly alluring to Icias, "drive? You mean fly?? Do you even know how to steer???" Icias had been rudely awakened from his nap to discuss some homicidal woman's joining their quest, and when awakened from slumbers Bearons are usually not to happy. They aren't murderous freaks like this woman was but it still was not the best time to be threatening the polar pawed person. "I will personally, pay for you Galactic Bus if need be... But we are NOT going across the flipping void, out of our way, so you can settle some score... It just doesn't make any sense." He looked at Reggie hoping the man would back him up. Icias would totally pay for the woman's Gala-Bus, he was just that kinda guy. But waste time and risk their safety because some bossy "queen" said so. Icias was a reasonable guy, but he did not respond well to rudeness. "Take it or leave it female."

OOC: I do not know if Sketch talked it over with you, but Sketch invited me to partake in this RP with you two guys. Is it alright with you Royale?

While Icias and Reggie were arguing, a plot was taking place inside Reggie's ship. There have been several cases as of recently of thievery and lost items all over the area, and there was heavy investigation of these crimes, but no one knew who the thief was. ...Until now.

Sneaking around Reggie's ship was a strange creature, sort of like a squirrel in appearance although he was really a creature known as a Siuradei. It was clear what helped him fly under the radar. He sported a pair of mechanical arms below his waste, which likely helped him avoid leaving fingerprints with his real hands. Also shocking was a big mechanical eye on his face, and who knows what that could have been.

"Hmmm, I wonder if there's anything worth stealing in this ship," the Siuradei said to himself as he snuck inside and tried to sneak around. He tried to stay sneaky by always hiding and treading as lightly as he could, but he couldn't make himself completely soundproof. Plus, he was spending a lot of time sneaking around the place, and he didn't know what he was looking for.

Oop: Aright welcome to the rp bro. And jus so you know Royale, I was intending for Gerob to be on the planet they were currently on


"I'm tempted to simply throw you off the ship."Sarkaras growled. "You will take me to my destination, and you will do it NOW or I will tear the both of you limb from limb!"Sarkaras snarled

Icias shrugged, he was ten feet tall and just about eight hundred and fifty pounds. He fell foward slowly, "fine, throw us off." Icias's body fell onto the warrior trapping her under fat and fur. A crack was heard, perhaps a bone of the warrior? "Now let's play a fun game," Icias smiled winking at Sarkaras, who's only limb not under the Bearon was her head. "It's called the 'let's be polite game'... Do I need to explain the rules to you?" The fluffy white creature adjusted his body putting just a tad bit more pressure on the female.

((OOC: sorry bro, too late for that I guess.))

Oop: Not necessarily, the universe is a big place especially if the people who found the Gerob system also founded the two cities.

Surprisingly Sarkaras was able to lift Icias off of her. "I will not be polite to Pigs like you."She said shoving Icias off(Not sure what a better term would be). "Hey chill out, both of ya."Reggie said. "There has to be a city on this planet called Gerob. The guy who told Xena over here where Mor'Ypp was said he was heading to Gerob to leave the planet. I mean, why leave here, which is going to cost some money regardless of how you leave, to go to another planet just to leave that one?"Reggie asked. "If there is a city on this planet named Gerob, then gimme a second and I'll get the coordinates to the city."Reggie said. "Besides, the wanted poster said he was wanted dead or alive, so the K'zayl'll get her chance at payback. And you and I get paid."Reggie said.

EDIT: I just realised something. Reggie himself takes alot of inspiration from Star Lord from Guardians of the Galaxy. His crew is slowly turning out to be similar. Reggie/Star lord as the leader. Sarkaras/Draxx as the Psychotic warrior. Sarkaras/Gamora as the(Currently only) female member/one of the badasses. Icias/Groot as muscle(Partly as Reggie and Sarkaras are both incredibly strong). Icias/Rocket as the tech guy. And possibly Siuradei/Rocket as the Animal type character(Partly shared with Icias)

Unfortunately the little princess wasn't able to shove Icias off. She was able to push some of his fat away creating the illusion of making an escape. But in reality the more she struggled the more she crushed herself under his massive weight. Icias chuckled, "alright, alright, were pigs and you are pancake batter." Icias rolled into his back, smooshing Sarkasa more. After hearing what Reggie said he shook his head, "the city of Gerob is the capital of the planet I am talking about." Icias was not allowing the female to breathe, rolling over slightly he gave her one last proposition, "fine, be rude. But we will go to Earth first, then we will go to my home world, and then we go across the galaxy hunting your gangster guy... Got it?" Icias's almost nine hundred pounds of fat began to push down onto the warrior queen, call it a nagotiation technic. "Or should we break all your bones and dump your bag of flesh ON THE HOTTEST STAR IN THE QUADRENT!" Icias was bluffing of course, could he squash her, but he didn't have it in him to kill a life form.

Latch was searching all around for stuff he could steal, but where he looked he found nothing of interest. He was sort of on the verge of giving up. But eventually, he started to listen in on a conversation in the background. He crept up near the door of the ship where he heard the conversation and suddenly, the ground thumped something fierce. This caused the Siuridei to topple over after the ground thumped from Icias' attempt to entice the angry female. But when he fell over, of course he made a pretty loud noise that would likely have been heard by someone.

Oop: Actually, Sarkaras would be able to lift Icias. She can lift atleast a ton. I don't have a set weight she can or can't lift, but I'm contemplating taking Reggie's weight limit, which is at two tons, and giving it to her and having Reggie's weight limit be set to seven hundred pounds.

((OOC: Not with a broken arm she can't lol, being peaceful is one thing but if your second character is nothing but rude, Icias would probably just leave the ship. Or "assist her" in becoming more polite.))

"Sorry about that broken bone female warrior," Icias watched her continue to struggle under his layers of fat. "But you will no longer continue to push around my friend and I." Icias had a feeling she was 'highly respected' where she came from. But this was not the planet of disrespectful savagery, "you're not on your planet of kiss asses anymore princess. So either get off our ship, or treat my commrad and I with respect." Adjusting his body another snap could be heard. Was it the same bone she had broken before or could it be another? Icias was no fighter, he was a hugger. A big fat, crush your bones if he sits on you, hugger. Icias began to think of Reggie, not a great mechanic, willing to let this female species condeer his vessel, maybe it would be best if he left and allowed Reggie to replay him with this rude woman.

Oop: I also don't think her bones would break under Icias's weight. She can lift a ton, atleast. And if she can do that then her bones would have to be able to support that as well.

Oop: Yeah, but you can't lift a several times your own weight. Sarkaras weighs 630 pounds. She can lift twice that. And even then I imagine her planet would have heavy gravity, adding to her bone density. Ontop of that I'm not too sure I'd want my characters getting broken bones. That kind of injury would be something I would suggest asking before inflicting. I certainly try to avoid doing that with out asking.


With another heave from Sarkaras, Icias was shoved off. The K'zayl stood up and pulled off her shoulder pads, both of which were very noticeably damaged, one having even dug into her arm, leaving a nasty Gash. Sarkaras snarled, stomping towards Icias. "Both of you stop!"Reggie shouted. "I just looked it up, there is a city on this planet called Gerob. Apparently the guys that found that system and that other planet, found this one."Reggie said. "If we take you to Gerob will you leave us alone after we find the Mor'Ypp guy?"Reggie asked. "Of course. I don't enjoy being around either of you." Sarkaras said. "Fine. We'll take you to the Gerob here and let you do what ever you wanted to do with Mor'ypp, so long as you leave the body behind. We'll need it."Reggie said. "She'll be gone after we deal with Mor'ypp, Icias. Besides, look at it like this, we get free muscle, that's got actual combat training, outside of boxing and lying down on people. And once we're done, she's gone."Reggie said. "And you, I get it, your people don't like men. But we're not all pig headed jack asses like you've probably been told your entire life. I don't know what your situation regarding you and your people is right now, but if you're going to survive in the galaxy you can't be a big murderously psychotic sexist alien lady. Understand?"Reggie said. "I'll treat the both of you how ever I want."Sarkaras snarled, before walking off Else where in the ship, thankfully not noticing Latch, and with the earlier commotion having blocked out the sound of Snatch falling over.