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Unfortunately, no one notices that huge fire that is going on in the Walmart selling the only pop tarts.

Fortunately, Sen was at the Walmart and yelled at Felix to put the fire out.

Unfortunately, Felix somehow makes the fire worse.

Fortunately, Safineia was around and by mixing chemicals she found in the shop created carbon dioxide, that dulled the fire.

Unfortunately, there is now too much Carbon Dioxide and we all begin to suffocate

Fortunately, there is a random oxygen tank lying around in one of the racks and forcefully opens it.

Unfortunately, the oxygen now has a toxic that will start the zombie apocalypse, for which there is never and will never be a cure for.

Fortunately , most of us gain the skills to survive in this apocalyptic world.

Unfortunately, this is a completely different apocalypse.

Fortunately, we're hardened survivors by now and find new ways to keep ourselves alive.

Unfortunately, it doesn't matter because victory the black hole comes back with vengeance and eats us all.

Fortunately, the black hole implodes, causing a shockwave that somehow sets the world and everything in it back to normal.

Unfortunately, there's a sequel. And it's now.

Fortunately, the sequel was caused by J. J. Abrams.

Unfortunately, J. J. Abrams was mysteriously replaced by Michael Bay after a week of production. Explosions, anyone?

Fortunately, the explosions were made of soft kittens.

Unfortunately, the soft kittens are ex-cooperate trained assassins, ninjas, and thieves that have no emotions.

(this is a reference to fairy foxes, in case you were curious. The quote is in episode six.)

Fortunately a hoard of dog warriors run all the cat ninjas/assassins/thieves out of town.

Unfortunately the dogs then rule the world because of their over population ,and they use the humans as groomers of their every whim.

((Why is this thread kind of dying? It's one of my favorites ))
Fortunately, they are kind masters and the world is actually better than it was under human rule.