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My weirdest nicknames people have given me would be:

Pineapple
French T
Poffle
JoJo
Mow


Don't forget tea cup -w-

I generally just go by Spell, or variants thereof (Spellplague, Spellslave, Spellscourge etc) when online. Offline, Spell is what I prefer going by most.

In real life, I have had the nickname 'pickle' since I was a baby. My older brother, who was just a toddler at the time, couldn't pronounce my actual name, so my mom used the word 'pickle' to give an example of the emphasis. So my brother said my name, and then the word 'pickle', so it stuck. Literally. My parents still call me 'pickle' at times. xD

Apparently as a baby, I would squeak instead of actually crying. So my dad still sometimes calls me Squeaky.

Online, there was someone who called me "Draggie" all the time, based on the username I had (Dragon Moon). Most folks just called me "Moon" or "DM," and occasionally "Moony." There was also someone who called me "Shiny," but that one's a little more convoluted and involves both an online name and my real name. ^^

My real name is Dylan, and for some reason certain friends (You know who you are, jerkbags) of mine keep calling me 'Dylee D'. I have no clue why! It's not even that clever, yet it sticks like glue!

Though my most common nickname is something I should not mention on RPR due to being dirty and childish. Let's just say it consists of the two first letters of my name and some sort of toy. You'll fill in the blanks, I'm sure.

I think the weirdest nicknames I've ever had were:

Firecracker: Because I would set off 200+ fireworks in one go in minecraft to get my friends attention.

Molasses: For always being the last one off the school bus

Fatal: What my friends shortened my PSN name 'FatalOkami' to.

Rhythm: Hey, my friend decided 'ooo lets give each other nicknames that sound similar! --and thus I was given the name Rhythm--and it's seemed to follow me since 7th grade.

The rest of my nicknames are pretty normal.

Hmm...

Froggy: A shortened version of my name, of course.
Froffy:.....
Z: No one could pronounce my name on the soccer fields...

J: Because my mom's too lazy to call me my actual name...
Monster: Apparently I wrecked havoc at my house. I even tore apart cigarettes
Jelly Bean: It has a J in it with my name? And so it stuck

Tofu: Yeah, this has been around since I was little, I'm not really sure why it's an actual thing.

Tiny Titan: I'm shorter than average, but in my speech and debate league I did ridiculously well for a year or so, so some of my debate friends call me the tiny titan to this day.

Stefan: I have three friends with the same name as me, so I decided to go by a variant of my middle name (Stephen) for clarity's sake whenever I'm around one of those people.

Hipstopher: My real name is Christopher (I go by Chris because I'm not a first-grader) and apparently I'm a hipster, so my brothers call me Hipstopher.

Lancelot: Thanks to an interpretive speech that I did in my speech and debate, I am now known throughout my region as Sir Lancelot of Acorns.

Sheriff. One of my mom's bosses at a previous work place, super sweet and personable man, was once told by my parents that my initials spelled out "LAW". I used to get a lot of lawyer jokes thanks to that, but "Sheriff" took the cake (and was, for some reason, the only instance in which I'd tolerate a nickname based upon my initials).

Harry Potter: People sy i looked like him when i had long hair now its short so yea.....
ZachTree: name is zack and i am tall like a tree so some friends have called me that
TallPerson. Idk i guess this nick name is to state the obvious

Several years ago, fellow students called me Prof (short for 'Professor')... despite the fact that I'm not an actual professor and would rather have an ulcer than put up with the college students I met.

Amazon and Wonder Woman are my most common nicknames because I'm a 6'1" broad shouldered woman.

Sarie... is my family nick name but my oddest one was spumoni after the ice cream because i was so fruity I was like 13 at the time

Now that reminds me of a time when I was twelve and an uncle I only met once called me 'Snickers'. Kinda creepy now that I think about it.

Back in high school, the rest of the cross country team used to call me "Ozzy". Long straight brown hair, eyeliner, black nails, lots of rings, talking at a mumble, and typically listening to rock 'n roll or heavy metal. The fact that I have an Ozzy Osbourne tattoo now is purely coincidence.

For the entirety of my military service, everyone- leadership included- called me "Petro" because no one could pronounce the rest of my name.

I'm a very short person, soo

my funny nicknames would certainly be, something like

Hobbit.
Smurf.
Dwarf.

Skeletor is probably my weirdest nickname. Old friends and I used to replace the vowels in each other's/our own names with other ones and my name from one of those swaps looked scarily like Skeletor, and thus the nickname was born

I still prefer Dyl Pickle.

I dont think mine are that odd but...:

Panther: because i snuck out a lot at night and used to wear black each time.

Jaguar: for my addiction of climbing trees.

Wildflower: because im unpredictable at times.

Feather: I used to have this coach who mispronounced my name by accident cause he wasnt paying attention and it stuck.

Alla: Have no idea why...

Yep I have others but they are just normal ones ^^