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Jet

and oddly enough: JK. Seriously. That one i got from going by my first initial in art class...Plus I joke around a lot

God damn it, Taylor!

Sharky and Sparky. All derivations of my nickname, Markie.

Also my mom calls me "godowodowwwww" sometimes. She's done that ever since I was a baby.

I had a former boyfriend who called me "Frog-lady" because I have two toes on each foot that aren't separated. My current boyfriend tried to use this nickname as well, but I was like 'noooooooooo'...

Nicknames don't really stick with me in person... online though I tend to go by "Pen" or some of my closer online friends call me "Penny" which cracks me up. Oh, wait, in college I was considered Queen of the Puns, if that counts. I could make anyone within earshot groan. Yep, good times.

Oh Gaud.... There are so many
Candy corn- Which makes absolutely no sense since I don't even like candy corn.
California- Ha Ha very funny, I guess since my name is Calli, that is automatically what they think of, and it stuck
Vanilla Ice- Because people are idiots and enjoy assigning stripper names, bit it still cracks me up.
Laugh taffy- Believe it or not, people actually called me this and still do to this day !!! Its partially because I laugh at everything, and once I start I cant stop.

Guppy... still hate this nickname don't know why my friends called me this for a short time
Punkin: what my dad calls me ..also why i love pumpkins.
Keke: my cousins called me this until i asked them to stop
Celtic: most my online friends call me Celtic as its what i normally have somewhere in my username
Angel: only one friend calls me this because my warrior cat name is Angelwings.. Shes moon because she was moonstar
Jedi: people on twitch call me Jedi because of my username.

My little brother calls me 'ham'

For the past few years, I was given a lot of nicknames, but among them, there are only 4 that I consider weird:
1. Golem - a nickname given to me by my teacher because of my multiple personalities.
2. Cartoon Girl - another name my teacher gave me. He calls me this because I sometimes or often move like a cartoon and I have very emphasized expressions on my face.
3. Stinky - This name was given to me when I was a kid. If you watched Casper the Friendly Ghost, you might be familiar with the three ghosts Casper is with. They are Stretch, Fatso, and Stinky. My youngest aunt is Stretch because she's tall and skinny. My sister is Fatso because way back, she was very chubby, but now, she is thin. And I am Stinky 'cause--oh my gosh! I'm so embarrassing!--I barely take a bath and I always plays, so I stink a lot...but that was before, okay!? I take a bath regularly now! I even take a bath twice or thrice a day! >/////<
And the last...My favorite and weirdest name ever...
4. Larkitong/Larkitong-kitong - A name my dad gave me when I was a kid. He even made a song about it in our language:
Truly embarrassing. But funny.

I get lots of nicknames since lots of people have trouble saying my name (my lame butt include), but my most persistent nicknames are:

Consonants
Seventeen Fifty-Three
Llz
Aisle
Yâtzĕ

For Consonants, my name often looks like it's only made out of consonants, so people starts calling me Consonants.
For Seventeen Fifty-Three, it's my name written in numbers uvu A lot of people in my life found that cool so they started to call me that or any shorthand of it :p
Llz and Aisle are attempts people say when they try to say my name
And Yâtzĕ is the name all my siblings and cousins call me uvu

*moment of silence* All right, I guess I can share a few. Two of these I hated. Can you guess which?

Bunny (and later Usagi): I honestly have NO idea where this one came from. It was during the 7th to 8th grade that I was given the name of Bunny. Then an old friend of mine called me Usagi a couple of years back because it meant rabbit or bunny. That and Sailor Moon.

Big Baby: ...I was sort of the more childish teenager back then, so that may have been the reason they called me that back then as an endearing nickname. That, and I was sort of plus sized too.

Flossy: My mom called me this one time when I was being sassy as can be as a little kid. She oddly doesn't remember it, but I do.

Springy or Spring Roll: A friend called me this when I made a new DeviantArt called The-Spring-of-Yang. That account is closed now, actually; I go by LightSide-Lotus on DA and here now, as well as a few other social sites.

My weirdest nickname to this date has to be Goldfish, cause as me and my friend play games I focus on the game and not my her or what she has to say, so I keep forgetting what she has told me 30 seconds before, and then she'll say that I have the memory and attention span of a goldfish.
Also I made the mistake of reacting to the nickname whilst in game. Cause the constant attempt to have cantact with me while calling me dude multiple times didn't work, so now my nickname is goldfish.

Well, if I'm not counting the mean ones that the bullies called me:

Apple, Furry/Turri, Asexual (and from that Architecture-sexual)

I dunno if there is more? Can't remember

Palindrome, Arachnid, and Avian. Probably because I LOOOOVE all three of those things~

The weirdest nickname I've been given is Playdoh, because my name has the word "Clay" In it.

The weirdest nickname I've been given was Transcat...

I've had plenty that aren't polite to repeat outside of the circle lol

Buuut...the weirdest and still used is Woo. My plane ticket on a collage class trip cut off part of my name and only left the letters Wo. Naturally it turned into Woo because I only noticed it after going woo in excitement for the trip. At least I know it's me being called

Offline I've gotten "Alice" from one of my grandmother's clients who couldn't say my name correctly. Bless her soul

Online I've gotten a lot:

I've gotten Kyo: This was for the character "Kyouko Sakura" because most people didn't understand macrons...

Cho: Same reason as the other one. It was for a character named "Choujo Himura."
I've also gotten Cho-Cho once or twice, and even Choujo, which annoyed me to NO end! Not to mention "Blondie"...

I've gotten Ry-Ry and just plain Ry for my character Ryan Sinopa.

Lastly, I've gotten "Bon-Bon" for my character "Bonnie Deen" (don't ask...)

I've gotten "Purple" and "Swag" towards my usernames for Purpleskunks and Skunkyswag. I've even gotten Night on this account name!


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Sorry for the sloppiness!

They call me Varg. Apparently I look like a younger version of Varg Vikernes.

Some things people have called me aren't exactly PG-13 so I'm not even going to list those.. But here are some tamer ones.

Chinese Bug
Bug-a-lug
Jazzybug
Jazz
Fido (My dad doesn't call me this anymore.)
Jazzy

Apparently I got the nickname "bug" because my parents would leave me in the living room while they went into the kitchen and when they returned I would be across the room from where they left me.