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....this guy crits REALLY hard

Yeah, that is where a majority of my hats went. I got really unlucky with him critically striking me.

One would think that by this point, I would have learned HOW TO AIM

152 damage in a full ray gun... because of all the misses

And then gored for 64 damage....

Yeah, I tend to miss more often than not. Rolls are the bane of my existence. If it was reversed, and low rolls were good... Oh, I'd be a master on the battle field.

...nine hats to heal back up to 78 health?

First attack
Many Headed Cyborg Dragon does 54 damage to Swagnakor.

Just what I needed with a second shot from a NEW ray gun...

Swagnakor melts a rock.
Oh no! Your Ray Gun broke!

Yeah, the cyber dragon is a tough one. Nothing like the stuff we had fought earlier on. Unfortunately, I'm out of hats and can't go hunting at this time. Once I'm on my actual computer and not my phone I can begin.

Constant crits, even throwing four hats between each attack... losing battle most of the time

Ouch, sounds like you may be having it hard with being critically hit as well. I'm actually out of weapons now. My last weapon broke via missing a majority of all attacks.

I've figured it out.
This is me.
This is my life now.

Yeah, I feel like this is the purrfect example of how the boss feels about us.

Getting warmer?

I've yet to get any weapons x_x i feel like I'm just scratching this dragons back instead of punching lol

That said, I really hope whoever deals the final blow does it with their fists. Let me see if I can rustle up a weapon for you, Moki!

Word to the wise, ray guns hit harder, but rapiers raise your dodge chance!

Kim, that would imply that we even get the dragon down in time. This extreme measure of so many hats hasn't even netted 1/5 of its health gone. xD

Yeah, I feel that you're correct Swag. At this rate, this beast won't be gone in time.

I have faith.

When this is over, is there a way for you to tell me how many hats I've used?

Oh heck yes.