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[OOC: I always find it weird when people say that they are scared of earthquakes. Lol half of them are pretty fun. Most of the really bad ones happen outside the U.S.]

"If they weren't before, they are now," he says. He laughs and runs after her, snatching every ripe berry he can see (then eating it a second later). Tyler is surprised at how much fun it is to do a simple housechore

(OOC: Did I seriously just hear, sorry, read, someone say that earthquakes were fun? )

Mira rolled her eyes. "Are you a five-year-old?" She asked. "And I'm serious." She broke out in a grin and giggled, much like a five year old herself. She popped another beerry in her mouth. "Deliciouss..." She mused.

[OOC: No disrespect to the people in Nepal, but over here in the LA-ish area, most earthquakes just feel like a kiddy ride at an amusement park ]

"You're one to talk," Tyler says, while chewing one of the riper and larger strawberries. "So, uh, how exactly can you pick these without eating them?" He asks her.

(OOC: ....I'm at a loss for words.)

Mira grinned at him. "I've grown up eating strawberries for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I've learned to control the urges." She laughed, and began walking towards the house. "When you're done, come inside, I'll be in the kitchen."

[OOC: Yeah, although some of them are scary as hell. Especially when crap starts falling off the walls ]

"Sounds good," Tyler says, watching as she walks to the house. "Getting strawberries is giving me a strange urge to kill something," Tyler says, as he continues to eat the berries like a monster.

(OOC: Make up your mind, dude! Are they terrifying or fun?!)

Mira dropped her mouth open in an exaggerated 'O' shape. "Don't kill anything. Please, lord, tell me I didn't bring home a pyschopath." She said sarcastically, and punched him in the shoulder before turning on her heel and walking into the house.

[OOC: it's hard to explain to someone who has probably not experienced them . The majority of them are very small, if you feel it, it is a smooth rolling motion. However, rarely, there are larger ones where the shaking is more violent. Most earthquakes are fun, but there are exceptions . I like how this OOC thing is probably gonna be longer than my IC post ]

Tyler laughs, and continues searching for more ripe berries to put in his basket. This peaceful setting is foreign to Tyler and it makes him feel slightly more paranoid and weak. Least if Kara comes looking for me, she won't be worried. I've just been chilling on a berry farm for the past few years. Tyler laughs out loud, then hopes no one saw that. It'd probably look weird if he just stood there silent and started laughing.

(OOC: You are so weird But tbh, I was thinking the same thing about our OOC chat.)

Mira glanced out the window at her acquantance and spotted him laughing. "Mom was right." She muttered. "He is weird." She shook her head and concentrated on the task at hand. Mira gently took the original strawberries from the counter and picked off each seed, one by one. Next, she slit the strawberry open with a knife and carefully broke it in half.

[OOC: Oh my God I know where to go with this RP! It's weird, but it'll be funny if we do it right! ]

As Tyler picks the berries, he remembers hearing an old rumor about a golden strawberry bush that grows far away in lush mountains. If these strawberries taste good, then that golden strawberry must be delicious! Tyler stops and heads to the house to tell Mira about the exciting rumor.

(OOC: If I was sitting right next to you right now I would facepalm, but eh, I'll go with it.)

Mira slowly peeled off the core of the strawberry and started on the next. The work was slow, but worth it. "Careful to get all the seeds.." She reminded herself as she plucked them off, one by one. After about three strawberries, she heard Tyler stomping through the house. "What in the Lord's name does that boy need now?" She wondered out loud.

[Haha, wait no, I'm already the leader of another RP! What do yo want the new goal of the RP to be? Lol I wish the creator of the RP would just like reply to this and tell us what his(or her) original plan was

ps: you are sitting next to me! *twilight zone music starts playing*]

*Tyler freezes as his master talks OOC

[* post is non-canon]

(Hm, I guess we should just go with you are insanely driven to find the golden strawberries. What if the original creator is like dead or quit or something like that and he has no idea we're here?

Also, that is not physically possible, I'm leaning over the railing of my cruise ship.

JK. I'm on the floor of my room.)

Mira chops strawberries.

[Woo! I'm in the water

And by the way, Maddi. Dude, she's great! I'm sure Kara doesn't feel the same way, but I do lol]

Tyler walks into the house, a large grin across his face. "Okay, this may sound crazy, but I just remembered something AMAZING!" Tyler says. "There is a rumor of," Tyler says, taking a deep breath, "a golden strawberry bush!" Tyler says. His eyes practically bulge out of his head.

(OOC: Correction, my Antarctic cruise. And thanks for the Maddi compliment, I have to admit I kinda love coming up with new insults.)

Mira turned to face him. "That is not true at all." She said, a little unconvincingly. "Just an old wives' tale." She said simply, and turned around. "Don't believe a word of it." Mira said calmly, on the outide, but on the inside she was nervous. She had one thought running through her brain: He knows.

[OOC: Smart, both the water being cold and me being a Califorian Maddi better look the hell out, it's Kara's turn now.]

"No no no no! It came from a reliable source. Imagine, just imagine, eating this gem strawberry!" Tyler pleads, "we can find it! We can be the first to taste the golden strawberry!" Tyler says, his voice getting louder and louder.

(OOC: Oh damn. Don't totally destroy her, she's about to go back to butterfly mode.)

Mira covered her ears. "FINE!" She shouted. "Just stop screeching! You sound like a chipmunk on cafeine!" She sighed. "Let me tell my mom." Mira disappeared down a hallway, and after a loud shouting match, Mira returned to Tyler. "Okay, we have permission." Mira faintly heard her mother muttering some expletives under her breath, but her daughter was too busy packing her bags.

[OOC: You mean one-winged butterfly mode? ]

"Woo! Strawberry!" Tyler says, extremely happy about this. "Maybe I'm being paranoid, but does your mother know about this strawberry bush?" He asks, looking at the old ladies seeming obsession with strawberries.

[OOC: This is definitely the most random RP I have ever played in. This is great ]

(OOC: I suppose I walked right into that one. And yeah, this is totally awesome!)

"Nope. She has no clue about the most famous strawberries in the world." Mira said sarcastically. "And she has more than just a clue about them," Mira continued. "but she's eaten them before. She has also helpfully provided us with this map." She waved the stolen object in front of him.

[OOC: The way out characters interact, though ]

Tyler's jaw drops, "Your mom has had a golden strawberry?! I'm so sorry I thought she was an old hag!" Tyler says, covering his mouth immediately after. Tyler's eyes linger on the map.

(OOC: It's perfect )

"Don't worry, I think she's an old hag too." Mira said. She noticed the look on his face. "Don't you dare go thinkin' she's some type of hero." She began to walk up the path, heading north. Behind them, Mira's mom threw open the door and started yelling for them to bring her prized map back. "Walk faster." Maddi whispered urgently, then giggled a little.