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As part of the Epic Week celebrations we're inviting you all to caption this picture! Writing is what a lot of us do best here, and we know oodles of you guys are laugh out loud hilarious! So show us what you've got! After reading the rules of course

• Keep all captions in keeping with the site guidelines. This means avoid swearing and crude humor that may upset younger members, adults with monocles, your grandmother and federal investigators.
• You may enter a max number of 3 times.
• Post all captions in this thread.
• If more than one of your captions happen to win, you still only get one prize.

Prizes:

• Real life RPR t-shirt
• Wand of Epicness
• Oil of Epicness
• Enchanted Silk Cloak

Deadline:
Get all your captions in by May 10th.

GAHPAW! REVERSE REVERSE EDIT UNDO EDIT UNDO! DEZ BALLS ARE NOT MY FRIEND!

I'm TWO BUTTS (butt dang)
Called a farrier and a plumber, man.
I'm TWO BUTTS (butt dang)
Make a Treant look like he's lumber, man.
I'm TWO BUTTS (butt dang)
Say my name, you know who I am.
I'm TWO BUTTS (butt dang)
I'm bad 'bout dem puns,
DOUBUTT.

Two butts are better than one.

double butt, doubl-double butt~



y'know...the song x3

I'm trying to think past the obvious crude humor.

"The ray gun! Balls!!"

"Balls! The ray gun went flying again!"

"How are we breathing?"
"Shit."

"If I had a head, I'd be flapping my gums wildly."

"But I've been know to be a real buttocks-for-brains."

The above would be formatted like all those image macros you see on meme sites.

"Sadly with the lack of eyes, it would seem Doubutt would never learn to juggle."

"He stopped the bullets with his mind... Unfortunately the scientists were stumped as to where his mind was."

"He did wish to be twice as smart..."

"I KNEW we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!"

This is the best I've got lol

''As you can see, a wild Doubutt is struggling for help as it is being attacked by it's worst predator; the ferocious juggle balls.''

Best thing i thought for now

"When the sound of bouncing balls is so loud you can't hear your own neighing anymore. Oh wait..."
This is also in reference to a bug I found during the testing phase!

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"WHY DID I PUT THESE BALLS HERE? I CAN'T EVEN"

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"It was until the ball rooms that Doubutt finally understood what the Alien meant with 'binary trouble'."

Well, you said you wanted to be closer Fred...........

When I said I wanted to try something new and edgy,I didn't mean this.

"Uh oh..........who blew a biscuit.... it threw off my groove!"

1,2,3..1,2,3..seriously, Kenny. You are messing up the routine.

Entry 1:
"What do you mean, my breath smells?"

Entry 2:
"I may be the butt of all jokes, but at least I'm still rich!"

Entry 3:
"Nothing about my life makes sense.

NOTHING!"

Entry 1:
"So... You think you know kung-fu?"

Entry 2:
"WHERE AM I? WHO ARE YOU? WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN?!"

Entry 3:
"I would say never look a gift horse in the mouth..."

Entry 1:
"What was that?! What was that!? WHAT KEEPS HITTING US!? I CAN'T SEE!!!"

Entry 2:
"And one, and two, and one, and two, and on-- KICK HIGHER WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!"

Entry 3:
"It's a bum job, but someone's got to do it."