I would post a picture, but I seem to be growing older, and as a result my ability to grasp and utilize technology seems to be failing. So, instead allow me to tell you of my cat with written words.
Her name is GLaDOS. She is an American domestic short hair. Her fur is a very nicely defined gray tabby pattern. She has been fixed, so her tummy hangs a little low, as happens when cats get spayed.
She was adopted, and came to us declawed.
She weighs about 13 lbs, and despite attempts to regulate her food intake she remains... Pleasantly plump. One would argue she sounds like a baby cow running down the hall. Her body jiggles too.
To hold her is to try and keep water in your arms, as she more or less pours out when you let her go.
Her fur is soft, especially the tummy fur. All cat owners know of the angel hair softness of cat tummies. And GLaDOS? She loves tummy rubs. They are her favorite.
She doesn't just meow, she converses in cat.
I've trained her to steal my wife's seat. If my wife stands, The cat needs only 30 seconds, and the seat becomes hers.
I'm working on teaching her to attack my wife's ankles. I tell GLaDOS they are tasty. I think she's starting to get the idea.
Laid back. Warm. Soft. Smart. Devious. Proper tail to body ratio. She's a good cat. Definitely one of a kind.
Her name is GLaDOS. She is an American domestic short hair. Her fur is a very nicely defined gray tabby pattern. She has been fixed, so her tummy hangs a little low, as happens when cats get spayed.
She was adopted, and came to us declawed.
She weighs about 13 lbs, and despite attempts to regulate her food intake she remains... Pleasantly plump. One would argue she sounds like a baby cow running down the hall. Her body jiggles too.
To hold her is to try and keep water in your arms, as she more or less pours out when you let her go.
Her fur is soft, especially the tummy fur. All cat owners know of the angel hair softness of cat tummies. And GLaDOS? She loves tummy rubs. They are her favorite.
She doesn't just meow, she converses in cat.
I've trained her to steal my wife's seat. If my wife stands, The cat needs only 30 seconds, and the seat becomes hers.
I'm working on teaching her to attack my wife's ankles. I tell GLaDOS they are tasty. I think she's starting to get the idea.
Laid back. Warm. Soft. Smart. Devious. Proper tail to body ratio. She's a good cat. Definitely one of a kind.
ooooh, pets!!
this is a new tablet, and I don't have all my pictures on it yet, but I will describe my pets haha!
lulu is the family dog! she's a brown shorthaired doggie that definitely has some pit and some shepherd in her. she's really excitable and holds her toys so she doesn't try to bite anyone when she gets excited. she's about 4!
the two household cats are named cow and pebbles! cow is 17, and she's a thin, frail old maine coon. she just likes to lay around. you can probably guess what she looks like lol. pebbles (aka kitty bo bitty) is my cat! she's about a year old, and she's a black and brown calico domestic shorthair. luv her.
i also recently acquired a German cockroach nymph named George who probably will not live long because I'm only keeping him cause I wanna see him molt into an adult cockroach lol. after that I'll just toss him outside
this is a new tablet, and I don't have all my pictures on it yet, but I will describe my pets haha!
lulu is the family dog! she's a brown shorthaired doggie that definitely has some pit and some shepherd in her. she's really excitable and holds her toys so she doesn't try to bite anyone when she gets excited. she's about 4!
the two household cats are named cow and pebbles! cow is 17, and she's a thin, frail old maine coon. she just likes to lay around. you can probably guess what she looks like lol. pebbles (aka kitty bo bitty) is my cat! she's about a year old, and she's a black and brown calico domestic shorthair. luv her.
i also recently acquired a German cockroach nymph named George who probably will not live long because I'm only keeping him cause I wanna see him molt into an adult cockroach lol. after that I'll just toss him outside
As belated promised, the rest of my pets. (Warning, large pictures ahead, taken from my phone!)
This was Auggie, our Australian Shepard/Border Collie mix. We had him nearly 16 years before seizures (and their resulting health problems) forced us to put him down. He was an awesome dog, though. Smart as a whip and adorable to boot! He and my orange tabby were totally BFFs!
This orange doof is our other cat, still with us! He's spicy like his name and a bit fickle and flighty, but he loves folks on his own terms once he's accustomed to their existence. The poor guy was rescued from a vat of used crude oil at my mom's old workplace (think oil dumps on animals, except in this case he jumped in of his own frightened volition). Came out of the incident semi-okay, but we're pretty sure it left some lasting but minor derpy brain damage and mildly crossed eyes. He's totally healthy otherwise, I promise!
BONUS!
This handsome fellow is actually my grandparents' German Shepard. They loooove that breed. I just added him because his picture happens to be on my phone. He's a svelte sweetheart, fully grown despite his lean build, and a goofball who loves chasing the tractor around the farm and hunting for voles (with marginal success). Big personality and big paws, so he kind of looks like a giant puppy.
Auggie
This was Auggie, our Australian Shepard/Border Collie mix. We had him nearly 16 years before seizures (and their resulting health problems) forced us to put him down. He was an awesome dog, though. Smart as a whip and adorable to boot! He and my orange tabby were totally BFFs!
Tabasco
This orange doof is our other cat, still with us! He's spicy like his name and a bit fickle and flighty, but he loves folks on his own terms once he's accustomed to their existence. The poor guy was rescued from a vat of used crude oil at my mom's old workplace (think oil dumps on animals, except in this case he jumped in of his own frightened volition). Came out of the incident semi-okay, but we're pretty sure it left some lasting but minor derpy brain damage and mildly crossed eyes. He's totally healthy otherwise, I promise!
BONUS!
Jake
This handsome fellow is actually my grandparents' German Shepard. They loooove that breed. I just added him because his picture happens to be on my phone. He's a svelte sweetheart, fully grown despite his lean build, and a goofball who loves chasing the tractor around the farm and hunting for voles (with marginal success). Big personality and big paws, so he kind of looks like a giant puppy.
i'm really into all of these cats, brah.
this is my sweet boy Bjorn c:
this is my sweet boy Bjorn c:
We have now had 4 Rottweilers and currently have two
The first two were adorable couch potatoes and the current two are adorable contest doggies
Here is our 10 month old little boy~ (the other 3 are females)
The first two were adorable couch potatoes and the current two are adorable contest doggies
Here is our 10 month old little boy~ (the other 3 are females)
Doge
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