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Yes i said it, ban puns lol I want to see what people have to say! Yes that is right folks! I want you to show me the worse/corniest pun you have ever head XD I don't know about you but the one i am going to offer is this, its a pick up line i heard used in a bar once 'Heaven must be missing an Angel because I just found you.' Im sorry i am a guy for romantic mush but...seriously come on
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You know, I used to think I was a master of puns... Everyone laughed at my puns all the time, I was so popular... Then it all changed.

Our school put out an advertisement: "Send us your best puns! Cash prizes will be awarded to the best and worst puns." So naturally, being the connoisseur of puns that I am, I put together the ultimate collection: ten of the most hilarious, side splitting, groan inducing puns I could think of. I submitted my list in with a light heart and a happy smile. But alas, when the results came in, I hadn't even earned an honerable mention. None of them won.

No pun in ten did.

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